Hurlyburly (1998)
Garry Shandling: Artie
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Quotes
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Artie : He's got this thing.
Phil : It's a vibrator I carry around with me.
Mickey : You carry a vibrator around with you?
Phil : Yeah. As a form of come-on. So the girls can see I'm up for anything right away. Sometimes as a sort of, uh, mood-setter I turn it on. But, uh, today there was, uh, extenuating circumstances.
Artie : You forgot about the weights.
Phil : Yeah.
Artie : He forgot about the weights.
Mickey : You forgot about the weights?
Phil : Yeah. Forgot about the weights. Unbelievable.
Mickey : Unbelievable! You forgot about the weights?
Eddie : Do you know what he's talking about?
Mickey : No, I have no idea what he's talking about.
Phil : You prick, you disgust me.