The House of Yes (1997)
Josh Hamilton: Marty
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Quotes
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Anthony : Would you like a glass of Liebfraumilch?
Lesly : No thank you. I'll just have a glass of wine.
Marty : That's the name of the wine.
Lesly : Oh!
[laughs]
Lesly : I don't speak french.
Jackie-O : Who does?
Anthony : You do.
Jackie-O : Oh, that's right, I do.
[smiles]
Lesly : So what does that name mean?
Jackie-O : In french?
Lesly : [nods]
Jackie-O : I think it means something German.
Marty : It means, "loving mother's milk."
Lesly : You speak french?
Marty : No. German.
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Mrs. Pascal : Oh my God, I sounded just like a mother! Didn't I sound just like a mother?
Marty : You are a mother.
Mrs. Pascal : I know, but I still can't believe it. I look at you people and wonder, how did you ever fit in my womb?
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Mrs. Pascal : What's that gun doing there?
Jackie-O : It's not a gun. It's a camera.
Mrs. Pascal : It's a gun.
Jackie-O : It's a camera that looks like a gun.
Marty : Relax, Mama, it isn't loaded.
Mrs. Pascal : How do you know?
Marty : I checked.
Mrs. Pascal : What's it doing there?
Jackie-O : Being gunlike, gunesque, gunonic.
Mrs. Pascal : Where did it come from?
Jackie-O : God?
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Jackie-O : I see Anthony wears a lot of layers around me, don't 'cha Anthony? He's got a tee shirt, a dress shirt, a vest, and a jacket.
Anthony : I'm wearing a jacket because it's Thanksgiving
Jackie-O : You weren't wearing it before.
Anthony : I put it on after Marty got here.
Marty : I appreciate it. It looks nice.
Anthony : I think it belonged to a Kennedy.
Marty : Why? Is there a bullet hole?
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Anthony : [to Jackie] I hear you crying at night alone in your room.
Anthony : [to Marty] I hear her crying at night alone in her room.
Marty : [to Jackie] You cry at night alone in your room?
Anthony : Hey, don't make fun of her! I won't let you make fun of her.
Marty : I wasn't going to make fun of her. I was going to ask her what she cries about.
Jackie-O : [turns away] What do you think? You want somebody for a very long time. And then you have them. And they love you. And they make love to you. But it's not enough. This is the truth about sex.
Anthony : Is that why Peter was lousy in bed?
Jackie-O : I'm not talking about Peter, Anthony.
Jackie-O : [turns towards them, crying] Jesus, I'm talking about Marty.
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Marty : Leslie, this is Jackie-O.
Lesly : Hi!
Marty : My Mother. Anthony. Meet Leslie. Leslie and I are engaged!
Jackie-O : [screams hysterically, then laughs hysterically]
Jackie-O : [still laughing] I have to find my hairbrush.
Lesly : Oh, I have a comb.
Jackie-O : [squints angrily, then runs away]