Home Alone 3 (1997)
David Thornton: Earl Unger
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Quotes
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Police Officer #1 : Freeze!
Earl Unger : [in the pool frozen] You gotta be kidding me.
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Earl Unger : I can't tell you how much I appreciate you hitting me with the minivan.
Burton Jernigan : Never let your emotions get the best of you. You weren't paying attention. You should have been more vigilant.
Earl Unger : You should've taken driver's ed. I'm gonna have bad knees when I'm old and I'll have Burton Jernigan to thank.
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Alice : You got hit with a book?
Earl Unger : Books, plural. A trunk full of books. Then a set of weights. I got hit twice, you dumb broad!
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Burton Jernigan : Unger. What's your position?
Earl Unger : Heading to Washington Street.
Burton Jernigan : I didn't copy. Where?
Earl Unger : I said, I'm heading to Wuh-ah-ah-ah...
[Jernigan hits Unger while driving]
Earl Unger : Stop, you nitwit!
[the car stops and Unger screams, then collapses into the snow]
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[Alex is hiding in the closet and Mr. Unger tries to unlock the door]
Earl Unger : I'm coming for you, shorty, to pay you back for all the misery you caused me.
Alice : Mr. Unger, what are you doing?
Earl Unger : He's in the closet. Scaring him a little, just before I grab him. And behind door number one!
[Mr. Unger opens the closet door and Alex just disappeared]
Earl Unger : Towels.
Burton Jernigan : Hmph.
Earl Unger : I saw this door close.
Alice : Idiot.
Earl Unger : Would I make it up? Why? What's the point? We working on commission here?
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Alex : [calls out to the crooks] You're not gonna find me up there, you big, dumb, law-breaking knuckle-heads!
Earl Unger , Alice , Burton Jernigan : He's outside!
Alex : [holds the chip] Recognize this?
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[while Beaupre, Unger, Jernigan and Alice are sitting at the dinner table, they discuss their plans to steal Alex's toy car]
Earl Unger : Tomorrow, whack every kid in the neighborhood. Burn them all!
[the other three "spies" all stare at him]
Earl Unger : Then look for that stupid car.
Peter Beaupre : My thoughts keep turning to number 3026. It's within the operating radius of the toy car. It's in sight of all the houses I've been in.
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Peter Beaupre : We are going to Chicago.
Earl Unger : In the winter? I packed tropical.
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[Mr. Unger and Mr. Jernigan meet Beaupre, who just found Alex's toy car, at the Alcott's house]
Burton Jernigan : It's a video camera. Someone's onto us.
Earl Unger : Do you think this really matters? Chip's in the car. We're at the airport in 45 minutes.
Peter Beaupre : Where's Alice?
Alice : [as she pushes a baby stroller to the Alcott's shed] What happened?
Peter Beaupre : There's a woman in the house. I'll go back in and deal with her. Get the chip.
[Beaupre then hands Alice the car]
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Alex : Heads up!
[unleashes booby trap that releases dumbbells on two criminals]
Peter Beaupre : How did that happen?
Earl Unger : I don't know.
Alex : [donging is heard] Ouch.
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Peter Beaupre : There are 14 houses. The toy car must be in one of them. We're going have to search them all. We'll come back when it's light.
Earl Unger : We're gonna work houses in broad daylight?
Peter Beaupre : It's the suburbs, Mr. Unger. Nobody's home during the day.