Home Alone 3 (1997)
Alex D. Linz: Alex Pruitt
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Quotes
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Peter Beaupre : [as he sneaks into the mailslot of Alex's house] You can run, but you can't hide, Junior!
Alex : Surprise!
[Beaupre screams while Alex sprays black paint over his eyes]
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Alex : [calls out to the crooks] You're not gonna find me up there, you big, dumb, law-breaking knuckle-heads!
Earl Unger , Alice , Burton Jernigan : He's outside!
Alex : [holds the chip] Recognize this?
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Alex : Excuse me for being a good citizen.
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Karen Pruitt : You get in that bed, young man.
Alex : Excuse me, but I saw a man in Karen Stephan's bedroom. A white male, a little older than Dad, and he was wearing butt inspection gloves.
Karen Pruitt : I have warned you about that telescope. You look through it long enough, you're gonna start seeing things, whether or not they're there.
Alex : Well, I guess you have to be 35 before anyone around here listens to you!
Karen Pruitt : Don't get smart with me, Alex! Sick or not, I am very angry with you. You caused a lot of trouble today. Dad and I have to replace a door at the Stephans'. Do you think we're happy about that?
Alex : I saw what I saw!
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Alex : There's a senior citizen across the street who needs some soup and a doctor to look at her feet. There's two guys in our pool and a woman in our basement. The other one's gone.
Agent Stuckey : [shows Alex the picture of Beaupre] Is this him?
Alex : Yep.
Agent Stuckey : For seven years, we've been after this guy. He always manages to slip away. Thanks.
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Alex : Heads up!
[unleashes booby trap that releases dumbbells on two criminals]
Peter Beaupre : How did that happen?
Earl Unger : I don't know.
Alex : [donging is heard] Ouch.
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Police Captain : Son, this is the 2nd time in 2 days that you've called the police. It's a very serious matter when a person calls the police.
Alex : I saw a burglar yesterday and I saw a burglar today.
Karen Pruitt : Alex, listen to the chief.
Police Captain : There was no one in that house.
Alex : What about Johnny Allen's dog? I talked to Johnny last night. His dog was kidnapped after Monday morning.
Police Captain : Did he see it happen?
Karen Pruitt : Alex, apologize to the chief and go up to your room.
Alex : [sarcastically] Excuse me for being a good citizen.
Karen Pruitt : Alex, I'm very sorry. This will not happen again, will it honey?
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Alex : [Looking at a hand drawn map of the neighbourhood with Doris the rat] First the Stephans', then Mrs Hess. I agree, Doris - the next stop is the Alcotts' house. What kind of a burglar goes into a house and doesn't take anything? Do you know what I think? I think they're looking for something special, and they're looking in everybody's house because they don't know who has it. The question is, what is it?
[Lies back on his bed. The toy car is next to him]
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Peter Beaupre : Well... It's Alex, isn't it? Today you learned something, there is a price to be paid for being a good citizen. In your zeal to aid your neighbor, you finally step into one of my traps.
[takes toy car and takes it apart, only to find nothing, and drops them to the floor, then yells at Alex in Polish]
Alex : Can Mrs. Hess go inside? She's very old and very cold. Please?
Peter Beaupre : [takes bag and spills out everything, then grabs Alex and sits him on the shelf] Give me the chip!
Alex : It doesn't belong to you. It's not yours.
Peter Beaupre : [takes out gun and points it at Alex] The chip, son. Give me the chip.
Alex : [sees Beaupre's gun and smirks] And that doesn't belong to you either.
Peter Beaupre : What?
Alex : That's not your gun.
[Beaupre shoots, out a dart from the gun, and Alex takes out another gun]
Alex : This is your gun.
[Alex points his gun at Beaupre, then scares him away]
Alex : Gotcha.
[Alex's gun is revealed to be his bubble gun]
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Alex Pruitt : Have you ever had the chickenpox?
Mrs. Hess : I had the chickenpox when Herbert Hoover was in the White House.
