Home Alone 3 (1997)
Rya Kihlstedt: Alice Ribbons
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Quotes
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[Alice has just split her pants open, revealing her underwear while on a secret spy mission]
Alice : I need assistance. I'm exposed.
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Burton Jernigan : [Jernigan has been hit in the groin by Alice with a crowbar when she tried to get Alex's pet rat, Doris] You... smacked my winkie.
Alice : Well, if you changed your shorts once in a while, maybe you wouldn't have rats in your pants!
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Alice : You got hit with a book?
Earl Unger : Books, plural. A trunk full of books. Then a set of weights. I got hit twice, you dumb broad!
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[Alex is hiding in the closet and Mr. Unger tries to unlock the door]
Earl Unger : I'm coming for you, shorty, to pay you back for all the misery you caused me.
Alice : Mr. Unger, what are you doing?
Earl Unger : He's in the closet. Scaring him a little, just before I grab him. And behind door number one!
[Mr. Unger opens the closet door and Alex just disappeared]
Earl Unger : Towels.
Burton Jernigan : Hmph.
Earl Unger : I saw this door close.
Alice : Idiot.
Earl Unger : Would I make it up? Why? What's the point? We working on commission here?
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Alex : [calls out to the crooks] You're not gonna find me up there, you big, dumb, law-breaking knuckle-heads!
Earl Unger , Alice , Burton Jernigan : He's outside!
Alex : [holds the chip] Recognize this?
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[Mr. Unger and Mr. Jernigan meet Beaupre, who just found Alex's toy car, at the Alcott's house]
Burton Jernigan : It's a video camera. Someone's onto us.
Earl Unger : Do you think this really matters? Chip's in the car. We're at the airport in 45 minutes.
Peter Beaupre : Where's Alice?
Alice : [as she pushes a baby stroller to the Alcott's shed] What happened?
Peter Beaupre : There's a woman in the house. I'll go back in and deal with her. Get the chip.
[Beaupre then hands Alice the car]
