Doctor Dolittle (1998)
Reni Santoni: Rat #1
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Quotes
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Dr. John Dolittle : Hey, give me a break. I saved your life.
Rat #1 : That's yesterday's news. Take a hike. You want gratitude? Get a hamster!
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Rat #1 : [John has just arrived at the home of his old friend, Sam Litvack, for a CAT scan] ... What's your problem?
Rat #2 : Your face.
Rat #1 : I'll hit you so hard, you'll see 10 more of me.
Rat #2 : It already SMELLS like 10 more of you. So just bring it on, cheese-eater... Hey, you gerbil!
Rat #1 : [They both notice John staring at them for the first time] ... What are YOU looking at?
Dr. John Dolittle : I'm just looking at a couple of greasy rats fighting over some garbage.
Rat #2 : Come HERE and say that, you 4-eyed bubble-headed doofus biped! I'll get bubonic on your ass!
Dr. John Dolittle : What if I take that light bulb there, and put it between your little rat butt cheeks, and make a little rodent lamp out of you?
[notices that Sam Litvack has joined him]
Dr. John Dolittle : ... I'm sorry, Sam; how are you?
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[last lines]
Lucky : I want my own room, with a TV. Basic cable will be fine.
Rat #1 : I hate stories with happy endings.
Owl : Yoo-hoo.
Rat #1 : What did you say?
Rat #2 : I didn't say nothing.
Rat #1 : Then who?
Owl : [squawks and takes flight]
Rat #1 : Ahhh! Run! Run for your lives! Oh my God! Let's go, buddy.
Rat #2 : I don't want to die. I'm too young to die! Hang a left! No, hang a right! Look out for the traffic! Oh, legs, do your thing. Get out of my way!
Rat #1 : This circle of life really stinks!