- [to Eve]
- Chris Ramsey: You are the most attractive, intelligent person I know... next to me, of course.
- Rafe: People spend forever searching and looking, on a journey to nowhere. And you now what? I guess that could've been me, except I found you. And now I know that my journey began and is going to end with you.
- Rafe: There's not another face in all the world that... and for weeks it just kept calling out to me, shining like some kind of light in the darkness. The first time I saw your face... or the first time I remember anyway... it was like there was something in me sleeping that was waking up. And I just... I had to... I wasn't thinking, not for a second. I just did what I thought was right and that's why I kissed you. Not to bring you back, but to kind of bring me back to life.
- Alison: You were my life.
- Rafe: Were?
- Alison: Don't you see that?
- Rafe: Don't you? When we were locked in the attic together, don't you understand how much I wanted you? I want you now.
- Cass: I'm getting tired of seeing this punk in our faces anyway.
- Rafe Kovitch: Oh, yeah? Well... your music gives me a headache.
- Eve Collins Thornhart: The man you've been referring to happens to be the man of the cloth.
- Chris Ramsey: A priest?
- Eve Collins Thornhart: No, a fashion designer Of course a priest!
- [Eve is talking about her unborn child]
- Eve Collins Thornhart: He's almost here.
- Ian Thornhart: How do you know it's a 'he'?
- Eve Collins Thornhart: Only men cause this much trouble!
- [Finding her purse in Danny's playpen]
- Eve Collins Thornhart: Look, I did not put this in the baby's crib!
- Ian Thornhart: I told you not to teach him to accessorize at such an early age!
- Olivia 'Livvie' Locke: For the record, Frank... I am capable of killing you.
- [throws a flaming newspaper into the room]
- Alison: Rafe!
- Reese Black: Going somewhere, Goldilocks?
- Alison: Reese.
- Reese Black: You should have worried a little less about Jack... and a bit more for your own safety.
- Alison: You need to stay away from me.
- Reese Black: Or what are you going to do... whine and cry?
- Alison: I'm warning you.
- Reese Black: All you want, little girl... but as soon as I sink my teeth into that scrawny little neck ...
- [Alison grabs a chair and knocks Reese down with it, then runs off]
- Reese Black: Round one to the princess... but the fun is just beginning.
- [she takes off after Alison]
- Alison: [Alison, pursued by Reese reaches her apartment. She enters and closes the door] Thank God I lost her... finally... safe and sound.
- Reese Black: [Reese appears] Not quite.
- Alison: Oh, God!
- Reese Black: Well... I am your personal angel of death, and that's God-like enough. Welcome home, sweet pea.
- Alison: Why are you doing this? Why are you doing this to me?
- Reese Black: Because... you hurt my feelings, Alison. I'm very sensitive. You told me I was disgusting. You told me I wasn't worthy of being loved. Do you know how that feels? Never to have been loved? Never to have been worthy of love? Can you even imagine?
- Alison: No.
- Reese Black: Well, then you're about to find out. It's time for you to become one of us.
- Alison: Oh, please don't... don't do this to me... please.
- Reese Black: Let's see how your slayer boyfriend feels when he can't even bear to look at you because you're as disgusting as I am.
- Alison: [Reese grabs Alison and prepares to bite her] No, Rafe! No, no! No, please don't do this to me!
- Reese Black: Shut up! Shut up! This time you can't stop me, Alison!
- Alison: No!
- Reese Black: [Reese tries to bite Alison but is unable to do it] What are you doing to me? I'll kill you with my bare hands if I have to!
- Alison: No, please, don't! Rafe!
- Rafe: Alison!
- Alison: Rafe!
- Reese Black: [Rafe grabs Reese and throws her away from Alison. Reese hits the wall and lands on the floor] Oh-oh!
- Rafe: [Rafe draws a stake and goes over to finish off Reese] It's your time now, vampire! You're banished from this world!
- Alison: [Alison prevent Rafe from killing Reese] No, don't! Don't.
- Rafe: Alison, what are you doing?
- Alison: Rafe, don't. Just stop it. Please. Don't.
- Reese Black: You lose, slayer.
- [she vanishes into thin air]
- Alison: Rafe ...
- Rafe: What? What is it? Why'd you stop me?
- Reese Black: Jack's a big boy. Why don't you let him play like one?
- Alison: Because I don't trust you, and neither should he.
- Reese Black: What, you're afraid I'm going to bite him?
- Alison: Well, that is what you do, isn't it?
- Reese Black: Well, you don't have to worry about that because it's too late.
- Alison: What?
- Reese Black: I already have.
- Jack Ramsey: You know, Caleb... my one regret when I thought you were dead was that I wasn't going to get to kill you myself.
- Caleb Morley/Stephen Clay: Good line... how long have you been waiting to use that one?
- Olivia 'Livvie' Locke: [Referring to her looney tunes family] The whole family tree is full of lunatics, ready to kill!
- Caleb Morley/Stephen Clay: [after fighting it out with Rafe] Give your God my regards...
- [stabs Rafe with a stake]
- Caleb Morley/Stephen Clay: Tell Him... thanks for the exercise.
- Caleb Morley/Stephen Clay: [to Rafe] Let's clear one thing up... I'm not afraid of anything, halo boy.
- Caleb Morley/Stephen Clay: Wait, don't tell me... you have garlic around your neck, Jack? Oh come on!
- Jack Ramsey: But how...?
- Caleb Morley/Stephen Clay: Stories...
- [sarcastically]
- Caleb Morley/Stephen Clay: I love linguine carbonara, extra garlic with a little sprig of wolfsbane on the top... wash it down with a big mug of holy water.
- Caleb Morley/Stephen Clay: This being a shadow of my former self really bites.
- Caleb Morley/Stephen Clay: I like you, Chris. You are completely amoral.
- Olivia 'Livvie' Locke: Jack says... that you're a vampire.
- Caleb Morley/Stephen Clay: A vampire? How dramatic. He really said that?
- Caleb Morley/Stephen Clay: What's the matter... bat got your tongue?
- Rafe: Joshua has a Bible.
- Ian Thornhart: Well, see? Maybe he's not all bad.
- Rafe: Oh, correction... it's a book of Satanic rituals *disguised* as a Bible.
- Olivia 'Livvie' Locke: Jack, you're just jealous. Caleb loves me with a passion you just could never understand.
- Jack Ramsey: Or, it's more like the rest of us sees it... one psychopath finding another psychopath.
- Ian Thornhart: Okay, I'm a vampire-I'm a vampire
- [Opens a bottle of Irish Whiskey and pours himself a glass]
- Ian Thornhart: But I got one thing going for me... I'm a *Irish* vampire.
- Olivia 'Livvie' Locke: Who in their right mind would help us?
- Caleb Morley/Stephen Clay: Are you saying we're not well liked?
- Alison: [Referring to having been drugged by Joshua] I just feel cold and sick.
- Caleb Morley/Stephen Clay: Joshua had that effect on lots of women.
- Alison: I almost believed you there for a second. You really like picking on me, don't you?
- Caleb Morley/Stephen Clay: It helps pass the time.
- Olivia 'Livvie' Locke: [to Rafe, referring to Alison] Oh, she's just throwing another one of her drama queen fits.
- Alison: Oh, please! I'm a drama queen? You're the definition of it.
- Olivia 'Livvie' Locke: Oh, I'm just an amateur compared to you.
- Alison: It's really pretty. Where did you get it?
- Olivia 'Livvie' Locke: That's none of your business, bitch.
- Caleb Morley/Stephen Clay: Alison's cell phone. Hello? Hello?
- Rafe: Caleb? You bastard. What'd you do with Alison? Why do you have her phone?
- Caleb Morley/Stephen Clay: Oh, you'll have to speak up. These cellular connections...
- Rafe: What have you done with her? If you do anything to hurt her or harm her, I swear...
- Caleb Morley/Stephen Clay: I'm sorry. Can you hear me now? Can you hear me now?
- Alison: [Alison and Livvie switched personalities because of a wish made with Caleb's magic ring] Admit that you are trying to get Rafe back into your bed.
- Olivia 'Livvie' Locke: That's not true, I love Caleb.
- Alison: Oh, I'm sure you do, don't you? And I bet your love is just as bright as the sun, and as deep and wide as the ocean, and as fluffy as a little lamb, and blah, blah, blah... if I was a diabetic, I just might keel over.
- Kevin Collins: [Referring to Caleb being a vampire] I know this sounds farfetched...
- Ian Thornhart: Far fetched? It is a little bit. I think Caleb is dangerous, yes... but I don't think he's hanging in the rafters in his spare time, do you?
- Olivia 'Livvie' Locke: [Referring to her crazy family] The whole family tree is full of lunatics, ready to kill!
- Ian Thornhart: Okay, I'm a vampire-I'm a vampire
- [Opens a bottle of Irish Whiskey and pours himself a glass]
- Ian Thornhart: But I got one thing going for me... I'm a *Irish* vampire.
- [He downs the glass]