Dharma & Greg (1997–2002)
Thomas Gibson: Greg Montgomery
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Quotes
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Greg : Justice Department
Treasury Officer : Treasury Department
Dharma : San Francisco Library
Jane Deaux : Organ Donor
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Dharma : [standing on the roof with a news helicopter overhead] I celebrate nature's awakening from her winter slumber! This is my dance to the spring!
[takes her robe off]
Greg : [watching the news downstairs]
[yells]
Greg : Dharmaaaaaaaa!
[runs out]
TV News Reporter : [from the TV] My God, I *love* this job!
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Greg : [while Abby is dealing tarot cards] Can we just get this over with? Hit me.
Dharma : [looks at the card] *Death*!
Greg : Hit me again.
Abigail Kathleen 'Abby' O'Neil : Now, Dharma, "death" doesn't always mean death. Sometimes it just means a change is coming.
Greg : Yeah! Like a haircut.
Dharma : [yells] I didn't dream you died in a fiery haircut!
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Greg : [to Dharma] I wouldn't want our marriage to get in the way of your dating.
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Greg : What's in the pipe, Larry?
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Greg : [looking at the horrible Thanksgiving meal that Kitty prepared] My mother cooked. In what *universe* does my mother cook?
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Greg : Oh, my parents aren't exactly the best hosts. They're difficult to warm up to. I know I never have.