Wish Upon a Star (1996 TV Movie)

Katherine Heigl: Alexia Wheaton

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• Alexia Wheaton : You may have my body, breasts, and boyfriend, but you are not me.

• Alexia : Pop a Midol, who said anything about being late?!

• Alexia Wheaton : [Hayley in Alexia's body, watching Alexia in her body dancing on the cafeteria table, grabs Kyle]  Oh, Kyle you're such a good kisser. Give me another hickey, baby!

  [starts to maul Kyle] 

• Caitlin Sheinbaum : I never said an open party! My parents will slaughter me!

  Sabrina : Well, it's a small price to pay when you consider what it'll do for your social life.

  Alexia Wheaton : Caitlin, didn't you say you needed to talk to Hayley?

  Hayley Wheaton : Yeah, Caitlin, can I talk to you for a minute?

  Alexia Wheaton : Let me get this straight: she invited you for dinner and you proceeded to include the rest of the student body?

  Sabrina : Pretty crafty, huh?

  Alexia Wheaton : What makes you think you can treat people like this?

  Talley : We learned it from you. Remember our motto, "Act Superior, Our #1 Rule?"

  Alexia Wheaton : Don't you guys ever get tired of acting like snobs?

  Kazumi : Alex, we're seniors. We're supposed to live it up, we have parties, we use little weaklings like Caitlin.

  Alexia Wheaton : If you think it's acceptable to treat a kind and generous person like Caitlin like that, we have no business being friends.

  Talley : Well then who else are you going to hang out with for the rest of the year?

  Alexia Wheaton : Who cares?

  Sabrina : Ok, ok. It's canceled.

  Kazumi : We'll party at The Pointe instead.

  Alexia Wheaton : Good, now apologize to Caitlin.

  Kazumi : She's a sophomore, what do you expect from us?

  Alexia Wheaton : Nothing, a decent gesture would be far too dignified for the three of you.

  Sabrina : You know, you looked hideous in the newspaper.

  Kazumi : See if we vote for you for Queen!

  Talley : Guys, we already did.

• Alexia : Today is definitely Day 1.

  Hayley : Day 1 of what?

  Alexia : My diet. Oh, excuse me. I mean your diet. A fruit-and-veggie fast. You're bloated.

  Hayley : What are you talking about? I'm a knockout. Makeup may be a bit heavy. Not me.

• Alexia : [in Hayley's body]  So is there anything else I should know about you? Other than that you're a grungy, social outcast?

  Hayley : [in Alexia's body]  I'm not grungy. I just have my own style.

  Alexia : Oh, dirt under the fingernails is in? You won't mind if I remove it, will you?

• Alexia : [Hayley as Alexia]  Man oh, man. It worked.

  Hayley : [Alexia as Hayley]  What-what worked?

  Alexia : I uh...

  Hayley : You did this?

  Alexia : I made a wish when-when I saw a shooting star.

  Hayley : You made a wish to be me?

  Alexia : I didn't think it would work.

  [touches her boobs] 

  Hayley : [slaps her hand away from her chest]  Ewwwww! I don't like it in here!

  [pushes Alexia against the bathroom door] 

  Hayley : Wish us back!

  Alexia : [pushes her against the opposite wall]  I don't think that's possible, *Hayley*.

  Hayley : I think it is! *Hayley*! Do it now!

  Alexia : I can't!

  [smugly] 

  Alexia : It's daytime.

  Hayley : Well, I have a lot of personal things I have to deal with today, and we are not leaving this house until everything is back in order. I'll handle this.

  [makes a dramatic exit] 

  Alexia : [looks in the mirror]  Me? I'm Alexia. Alexia Wheaton.

  [squeals and jumps up in excitement] 

• Alexia : [as Hayley, who is trapped in Alexia's body and sees herself dressed like a dominatrix]  You're not going to let her go to school like that, are you?

  Ben Wheaton : Well, now, Alexia, I seem to recall seeing you in the same outfit a few months ago.

  Alexia : But it was Halloween!

• [Alexia is in Hayley's body] 

  Alexia : What next, Hayley? Are you gonna lose my virginity too?

• Alexia Wheaton : It's an abrasive product used to scrub away sink residue.