Overnight Delivery (1998 Video)

Reese Witherspoon: Ivy Miller

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• Ivy : Slut? Oh, oh, no. If I wanna bag a professor from one of my classes, I will, but nobody, and I mean nobody, calls me a slut, so the next time you feel like casting aspersions on my character, try remembering that this quote unquote slut is driving your judgmental ass all the way to Des Moines. So a little decency would be in order. Got it? Good.

• Ivy : You know it's funny I thought you had a girlfriend.

  Wyatt : Me? No... well yeah, but I was just killing time.

  Ivy : Killing time?

  Wyatt : Yeah, killing time until I met you.

  Ivy : Boy, never thought I'd fall for a line like that.

• Ivy : Try this! Kim you snotty little pig I was delighted to learn of your infidelity. Your puritanical attitudes towards sex were just childish and insecure.

  Wyatt : Ooh insecure give me something about her weight. She's one of those five eight, hundred pound girls that always gonna say "I'm fat I'm fat"!

  Ivy : Ok! My stomach turned the last time we made out & your gut flapped against me; those cellulite packed cactuses you call thighs with the razor sharp stubble called to mind a fifth rate porno actress that I once jerked off to during the tenure of our sorry marriage of convenience. Now I can finally tell all my friends how nauseating you are to mate with. Rot in Hell! Trips.

• Wyatt : You are an incubus. A hell-spawned incubus.

  Ivy : Only a male can be an incubus, if anything, I'm a sucubus.

  Wyatt : Yeah, you got the "suck" part right.

• Wyatt : [Global Express truck pull up]  How about that?

  Ivy : Its no Jesus walking on water, I give it a six.

  Wyatt : That's a nine!

  Ivy : [their delivery man gets out]  Okay, 8.5

• Ivy : C'mon, Baker. Men live in hope and die in despair.

• Ivy : I'm sorry, were you sleeping?

  Wyatt : Did my closed eyes and peaceful demeanor tip you off?

• Ivy : You know, as bad as a situation ever gets, there's always time to get dressed.

• Ivy : Why don't you draw some more attention to the stolen vehicle by dancing on it?

• Wyatt : You are...

  Ivy : ...Adorable?

  Wyatt : An asshole.

  Ivy : ...An adorable asshole?

  Wyatt : Just a little good-for-nothing stripper!

  Ivy : Screw you!

  Wyatt : SC-REWWW YOU!

• Wyatt : I'm gonna be late to the airport.

  Ivy : I'll drive you!

  Wyatt : Really?

  Ivy : Yeah, I do have a heart, occasionally.

  Wyatt : Do you have a car?

  Ivy : [sarcastic]  No, I have a rickshaw!

• Ivy : Have a snowpuff smart guy.

• Wyatt Trips : Lay wheels! I'm being chased by Killer Beez!

  Ivy Miller : Trips, it's way too cold for killer bees. They need warm climates to survive.

• Ivy : Extra, Extra. Read all about it. Kim can shake her pom-poms but she won't go at it! Extraaa. Extraaa.

• Ivy : You're friend doesn't look so good!

  Wyatt : No? Well how the hell am I supposed to look? My girlfriend is cheating on me with a guy named "The Ricker".