Larger Than Life (1996)

Matthew McConaughey: Tip Tucker

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• Tip Tucker : You don't do that to me! You don't do that to Tip Tucker and his Tip-Top Trucking!

• Tip Tucker : They grind that stuff up and call it meat. Come on! You ever seen a pig's pecker? Shaped like a doggone corkscrew. It's like that. Like a corkscrew. And that's exactly what they're tryin' to do to you every time you eat that pork. Serious.

• Tip Tucker : Yo, sweetie, hit me again, baby, come on!

• Tip Tucker : Of course, the rats are just runnin' hog-wild around the place. Right. In mean the people are practically chasin' them right into the grinder. Rats and excreta, you know. It's all meat to them. They got the balls to call that a hamburger? Come on! You better pull the other one, Uncle Sam. Right?

• Tip Tucker : I mean, how do they do it? You know? Make whoopie? I mean, I just cannot see a big, old, flumpy thing like her, layin' on her back, legs in the air, four tons of love coming on top of her and she's layin' back just goin', "Give it to me! Give it to me!" Whoa! Whoa! That's a lot of weight to roll around! You know what I'm talkin' about? You know what I'm sayin'? Come on, man! That's somethin' else. That's got to be a sight to see. That is pretty hard to picture in this old mind.

• Tip Tucker : Hey, my name's Tip. We ain't met yet. T-I-P, Tip. Call me that, 'cause you stick with me you'll get a few for free, as you can see.

• Tip Tucker : Yeah, anytime now, that phone right there's gonna ring-a-ding-ding. I'm gonna skip on across town, pick me up a load of bowlin' pins. Head clear west to California. Oh, yeah, Oh, yeah.

• Tip Tucker : We got Jack and Tip in the cab on the road. You and me, pal.

  Jack Corcoran : Tip, do you ever sleep?

  Tip Tucker : Oh yeah, I slept last week.

• Tip Tucker : Government waste. School-lunch program. Kids don't eat that free lunch. You got some retard come down and suckin' on the government teat. Come and scrape it off the garbage cans. Then the pig farmers slop their hogs with it. Then shoot 'em up with every antibiotic known to man. 'Cause the AMA's in on this, too. Oh, yeah. You think they want me and you healthy? Better think again.

• Tip Tucker : Termites? Termites, my ass! Now I know who's behind this. Them butt-buddies at the trucking commission. That's who!

• Tip Tucker : You know what I'm talkin' about? This ain't no picnic walk. This ain't cornbread. I'm tellin' ya. I'm tellin' ya, you turn your back on the skillet, the grease is gonna burn your butt!