- Psychiatrist: I want to see you six days a week.
- [looks at his appointment book]
- Psychiatrist: I can't. How about every other Thursday?
- Gail: And I walked over to her and I'm trying to relax her and calm her down and I said, "I like your hair!" and she has this Southern accent and she says, "My hair - makes me closer to Jesus." And I couldn't believe it! It looked like she had gone to an ice cream store to get her hair done! Three scoops!
- [Inga and Jack are newlyweds, arguing]
- Inga Mueller: We have to move on, for the benefit of the twins!
- Jack Lambert: Ah, FUCK the twins!