From Dusk Till Dawn (1996)

Michael Parks: Texas Ranger Earl McGraw

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• Earl McGraw : Well, it's been one long goddamn hot miserable shit-ass fuckin' day every inch of the way.

• [first lines] 

  Pete Bottoms : Hey, Earl

  Earl McGraw : Yes, sir.

  Pete Bottoms : What do ya know?

  Earl McGraw : Well, it's a hot goddam day

• Earl McGraw : Jesus H. Christ, Pete. When you gonna learn that microwave food'll kill you faster than a bullet? I mean, them damn burritos ain't good for nothing but a hippie, when he's high on weed.

• Earl McGraw : I think I'm gonna get tanked tonight.

• Earl McGraw : Nadine over at the Blue Chip got sort of sick since she got that goddam Mongoloid boy of hers workin' the grill. I mean, that fuckin' idiot doesn't know rat shit from Rice Krispies. I eat breakfast about nine o'clock and I'm pukin' up pigs in a blanket like a sick fuckin' dog by ten-thirty.

  Pete Bottoms : Isn't there a law or somethin' against retards servin' food to the public?

  Earl McGraw : Well, if there ain't, there ought to be. I mean, who in the hell knows what's goin' on in the mind of a goddamned Mongoloid? Nadine should've hit that boy in the head and sold the fuckin' milk.

  Pete Bottoms : You could sue the shit out of her, you know that? That kid belongs under a circus tent, not flippin' burgers.

• Earl McGraw : Well, I gotta drain my lizard. Mind if I use your commode?

  Pete Bottoms : Knock yourself out.