Flirting with Disaster (1996)
Jonathan Teague Cook: Sheriff
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Sheriff : Bobby, take these forms back to the office, these release forms and get these nice people their car keys. This is all over here. This is a Federal agent here, and he just told me the whole story about the Shlytings.
Mr. Coplin : Schlitinooks.
Sheriff : Shitkings.
Mrs. Coplin : No, Schlichtings
Sheriff : Well, anyway, it's clear that we have the wrong people here.
Mel : That's what I've been trying to tell this guy for the last half hour.
Mrs. Coplin : Thank God for this Federal agent. And by the way, w-w-why are you not wearing pants?
Agent Paul : I had an experience, that's why.
Mrs. Coplin : What do you mean?
Agent Paul : I resisted at first, and then it evolved and it continues to evolve for me.
Mrs. Coplin : I don't know what the hell he's talking about, but I got some jewelery somewhere, if you please.