Flirting with Disaster (1996)

Téa Leoni: Tina Kalb

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• Tina : Every marriage is vulnerable, otherwise being married wouldn't mean anything, would it?

• Tina : I guess it's just one of those ex-felon, pro-acid kind of non-smoking homes.

• Mel : [sitting next to Tina on the plane]  Have you ever heard of hypospadia?

  Tina : Is there something wrong with the plane?

• Tina : Do you worry about the risk factor involved in gay sex?

  Agent Paul : You know, it may be news to you, but not every gay man has, uh, anal sex. That's where a lot of the HIV risk lies.

  Agent Tony : For example, I'm very anal. Uh, I-I mean, in, uh, in the sense... that I'm compulsively careful and clean about what touches my body. Not into penetration, at all.

  Mel : Okay, do we have to talk about this right now?

  Nancy Coplin : Well, why not? Are you a homophobic?

  Mel : No, I...

  Nancy Coplin : I think it's interesting.

  Mel : Really? Well, I think in front of the baby we shouldn't.

  Agent Paul : Nancy's just testing the risk factor for sex with Tony, Mel.

  Mel : What?

  Agent Tony : Paul, don't patronize her.

  Agent Paul : I'm not patronizing her.

  Agent Tony : She knows that I came of age in the era of AIDS... and even though I'm bisexual I've been incredibly careful, okay? Tested negative three times in the last seven months.

  Nancy Coplin : Really?

  Agent Paul : Runway ready for takeoff.

  Agent Tony : If I remember correctly. Yeah, three times.