- Margot: They're going to shut off the phone.
- George: Have you lost your mind? What color is this bill?
- Margot: Pink.
- George: EXACTLY! We don't pay it til it's blue. When it turns blue, we pay them $20 and KAPOW, it turns back to pink!
- Margot: How about the water and electric bills?
- George: Same procedure, orange and green.