The Daily Show (1996– )
Al Sharpton: Self
Quotes
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Stephen Colbert : Pretend that I'm you, the Reverend Al Sharpton, and you're me, Stephen Colbert. Tell me why me/you should vote for you/me.
Al Sharpton : You're Reverend Al Sharpton?
Stephen Colbert : I'm the Reverend Al Sharpton. You're Stephen Colbert. Tell me...
Al Sharpton : Tell Al Sharpton?
Stephen Colbert : Tell me/you why you/me should vote for me/you.
Al Sharpton : Because you/me are the best candidate, and you oughta know that.
Stephen Colbert : You're gonna have to back that up, because right now, you aren't persuading you.
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Stephen Colbert : In street lingo, are you running to stick it to the man?
Al Sharpton : I don't know what street you got that language...
Stephen Colbert : The urban street. The mean streets.
Al Sharpton : I'm sticking up for a lot of people that have felt that no one has stuck up for them, but I'm not trying to stick it to anyone.
Stephen Colbert : Not even the man?
Al Sharpton : Who's the man?
Stephen Colbert : Let's pretend for a moment that I'm the man. Now, stick it to me.
Al Sharpton : uh... I'm not sticking it to anyone.
Stephen Colbert : Not even the man? He's very stickable.
Al Sharpton : I don't get thrilled by sticking it to you, I get thrilled by stopping you... sticking it... st... you're sticking it to me.