Morgan Freeman credited as playing...
Somerset
- [last lines]
- William Somerset: Ernest Hemingway once wrote, "The world is a fine place and worth fighting for." I agree with the second part.
- William Somerset: If we catch John Doe and he turns out to be the devil, I mean if he's Satan himself, that might live up to our expectations, but he's not the devil. He's just a man.
- William Somerset: This guy's methodical, exacting, and worst of all, patient.
- David Mills: He's a nut-bag! Just because the fucker's got a library card doesn't make him Yoda!
- John Doe: [about Tracy to Mills] She begged for her life...
- William Somerset: Shut up!
- John Doe: She begged for her life and...
- William Somerset: Shut up!
- John Doe: She begged for her life, and the life of the baby inside her.
- William Somerset: [backhanding Doe] Shut up!
- [Mills freezes in grieved disbelief, and Doe notices]
- John Doe: [to Somerset] Oh...! He didn't know.
- William Somerset: I just don't think I can continue to live in a place that embraces and nurtures apathy as if it was virtue.
- David Mills: You're no different. You're no better.
- William Somerset: I didn't say I was different or better. I'm not. Hell, I sympathize; I sympathize completely. Apathy is the solution. I mean, it's easier to lose yourself in drugs than it is to cope with life. It's easier to steal what you want than it is to earn it. It's easier to beat a child than it is to raise it. Hell, love costs: it takes effort and work.
- William Somerset: [Reading from one of John Doe's journals] On the subway today, a man came up to me to start a conversation. He made small talk, a lonely man talking about the weather and other things. I tried to be pleasant and accommodating, but my head hurt from his banality. I almost didn't notice it had happened, but I suddenly threw up all over him. He was not pleased, and I couldn't stop laughing.
- [William Somerset looks at an object in the road]
- David Mills: What do you got?
- William Somerset: Dead dog.
- John Doe: I didn't do that.
- William Somerset: [discovering what's inside the package] California, tell your people to stay away. Stay away now, don't - don't come in here. Whatever you hear, stay away! John Doe has the upper hand!
- David Mills: Yeah, a landlord's dream: a paralyzed tenant with no tongue.
- William Somerset: Who pays the rent on time.
- David Mills: Has he tried to speak or communicate in any way?
- Dr. Beardsley: Even if his brain were not mush, which it is, he chewed off his own tongue long ago.
- William Somerset: Uh... Doc, is there absolutely no chance that he might survive?
- Dr. Beardsley: Detective, he'd die of shock right now if you were to shine a flashlight in his eyes. He's experienced about as much pain and suffering as anyone I've encountered, give or take... and he still has hell to look forward to. Good night.
- William Somerset: If John Doe's head splits open and a UFO should fly out, I want you to have expected it.
- William Somerset: We'll just talk to him.
- David Mills: Uh huh. Yeah. Excuse me, sir. Are you, by any chance, a serial killer? Okay.
- William Somerset: You do the talking. Put that silver tongue of yours to work.
- David Mills: Have you been talking to my wife?
- William Somerset: Did the kid see it?
- Detective Taylor: What?
- William Somerset: The kid.
- Detective Taylor: What the fuck sort of question is that? You know, we're all going to be really glad when we get rid of you, Somerset. It's always these questions with you. "Did the kid see it?" Who gives a fuck? He's dead, his wife killed him. Anything else has nothing to do with us.
- William Somerset: [after finding out that Detective Mills's apartment is close to the railway tracks] Just a soothing, relaxing, vibrating home huh?
- [chuckles to himself]
- William Somerset: [recovers] I'm sorry.
- [laughs hysterically, Tracy joins in]
- William Somerset: Gentlemen, gentlemen... I'll never understand. All these books, a world of knowledge at your fingertips. What do you do? You play poker all night.
- Library Guard: Hey! We've got culture! We've got culture comin' out our ass!
- George, Library Night Guard: [turns on classical music] How's this for culture?
- William Somerset: [to Tracy] Anyone who spends a significant amount of time with me finds me disagreeable. Just ask your husband.
- David Mills: Very true. Very, very true.
- William Somerset: But you gotta be a, a hero. You want to be a champion. Well, let me tell you. People don't want a champion. They want to eat cheeseburgers, play the lotto and watch television.