- Stephanie Potts: Let me explain something to you about the world. I've seen it. And if you think that once you leave, men get smarter
- [shakes her head]
- Stephanie Potts: they don't.
- Stephanie Potts: [Walks up to Garet sulking in a train station] Ahem.
- Garet: Stephanie?
- [She punches him, knocking him off his seat]
- Garet: Wha-? Wha-? What was that for?
- Stephanie Potts: I am tired of waiting for you. Now, whether you know it or not, we are in love with each other.
- Garet: You're in love with me?
- Stephanie Potts: Is there an echo in here? Yes, I am in love with you. And it's an aching, torturous love, which wrenches the lower extremities. Now, get up before I throw you onto the tracks.
- Garet: When it comes to love, my friend, women cannot be trusted. They say one thing, they mean another. They're evil. They're the most evil of all creatures.
- Stephanie Potts: For God's sakes, will you please sit down and shut up? You're starting to act like me, and it's really giving me a headache.