Michael Blake: Herbert Jones
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[at the tomb and eternal flame of J. Edgar Hoover]
Miss Tracy Milford : Well now, students - J. Edgar Hoover was the founder and director of the FBI from 1924 until his death in 1972. He was a great American.
Herbert Jones : He was a fascist transvestite and I hope he rots in Hell!
Miss Tracy Milford : Hmm.
Meg Smith : Why can't we see Kennedy's eternal flame?
Principal Todd Moss : You people don't deserve Kennedy.
Wanda Baker : Who's Kennedy?
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Herbert Jones : We don't need this A space, J space, Put a Little Love in Your Heart shit. We need a challenge.
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Principal Todd Moss : Well, this was an interesting field trip.
Miss Tracy Milford : What are we going to do now?
Reggie Barry : Go home.
Lisa Perkins : No, we can't let this happen!
Meg Smith : But if we go and try to stop him, we're only gonna make the President look worse.
Reggie Barry : Just like Vietnam... no way to win.
Herbert Jones : What we need is a miracle.
Meg Smith : Yeah. Like that time when the school got torched right before finals.
Reggie Barry , Mark 'Dags' D'Agastino : [both together] Oh. That was us.
Principal Todd Moss : That was you?
Mark 'Dags' D'Agastino : Yeah. Now, if we can stop finals, we certainly can stop some Bunghole senator!
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Mark 'Dags' D'Agastino : It's the government, man.
Herbert Jones : The government sucks.
