Jeffrey (1995)
Steven Weber: Jeffrey
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Quotes
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[Father Dan has just tried to kiss Jeffrey]
Jeffrey : Wait! You're really a priest?
Father Dan : Of course.
Jeffrey : But... I mean, aren't you supposed to be straight and celibate?
Father Dan : Maybe you didn't hear me. I'm a CATHOLIC priest. Historically, that falls somewhere between chorus boy and florist.
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Jeffrey : I just hate that gay role models are supposed to be just like straight people. As if even straight people are like that!
Sterling : That is so true! I was watching these two guys on Nightline on Gay Pride Day, and one of them said "Hi. I'm Bob Wheeler, I'm an attorney. And this is my lover, and he's a surgeon. And we would like to show America that all gays are not limp-wristed, screaming queens. There are gay truck drivers and gay cops and gay lumberjacks," and I just thought, "Ooh! Get her!"
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Jeffrey : Dad, I am not going to have phone sex with you and mom!
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Skip Winkley : Who is your biggest sexual fantasy?
Barney's Waiter : [wipes the side of his mouth seductively] Den-ZEL Washington.
Jeffrey : The guy at the gym.
Sterling : Yoko Ono.
[everyone looks at Sterling with a suprised look]
Sterling : To see the apartment!
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[opening lines]
Jeffrey : [voice over] I love sex. It's just one of the truly great ideas. I mean, just the fact that our bodies have this built-in capacity for joy, oh it makes me love God. Yes!
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Jeffrey : I will find a substitute for sex. Sex Lite. Sex Helper. I Can't Believe It's Not Sex!
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[last lines]
Jeffrey : [flicking Steve a red balloon] I dare you.
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Jeffrey : I'm working an AIDS memorial. Another one. Curator for the Met. The usual assortment of people. His straight brother. His doctor. His gorgeous Italian boyfriend.
Jeffrey : [suddenly dawns on him] Oh my God. I'm so disgusting. You know what I'm doing? I'm cruising a memorial!
Sterling : Oh please. We all are. It's not that we're that we're not sad, it's just there's all these guys here.
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Jeffrey : I have weapons: irony... adjectives... eyebrows!