Clueless (1995)

Stacey Dash: Dionne

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• Amber : Ms. Stoeger, my plastic surgeon doesn't want me doing any activity where balls fly at my nose.

  Dionne : Well, there goes your social life.

• Cher : Would you call me selfish?

  Dionne : No, not to your face.

• Murray : Your man Christian is a cake boy!

  Cher , Dionne : A what?

  Murray : He's a disco-dancing, Oscar Wilde-reading, Streisand ticket-holding friend of Dorothy, know what I'm saying?

  Cher : Uh-uh, no way, not even!

  Murray : Yes, even; he's gay!

  Dionne : He does like to shop, Cher. And the boy can dress.

  Cher : Oh, my God, l am totally buggin'. l feel like such a bonehead.

• Dionne : Hello? There was a stop sign.

  Cher : I totally paused.

• Murray : Woman, lend me fi' dollas.

  Dionne : Murray, I have asked you repeatedly not to call me "woman".

  Murray : Excuse me, "Ms. Dionne."

  Dionne : Thank you.

  Murray : Okay, but, street slang is an increasingly valid form of expression. Most of the feminine pronouns do have mocking, but not necessarily in misogynistic undertones.

• Tai : Man, l'm freaking. l could really use some sort of an herbal refreshment.

  Dionne : Oh, well we do lunch in ten minutes. We don't have any tea, but we have Coke and stuff.

  Tai : No shit. You guys got Coke here?

  Dionne : Well, yeah.

  Cher : Yeah, this is America.

• Tai : Cher, you're a virgin?

  Cher : You say that like it's a bad thing.

  Dionne : Besides, the PC term is "Hymenally challenged".

• Dionne : You're too good for him.

  Tai : If I'm too good for him, then how come I'm not with him?

• Dionne : "Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May, But thy eternal summer shall not fade" Phat! Did you write that?

  Cher : Duh. It's like a famous quote.

  Dionne : From where?

  Cher : Cliffs Notes.

• Murray : Woman, why don't you be answerin' any of my pages?

  Dionne : I hate when you call me woman.

  Murray : Where you been all weekend? What's up? You been jeepin' behind my back?

  Dionne : Jeepin'? Jeepin'? No. But, speaking of vehicular sex, perhaps you can explain how this cheap K-Mart hair extension got into the backseat of your car.

  Murray : I don't know where that came from. That looks like one of your little stringy somethin' or an others you got over here.

  Dionne : I do not wear polyester hair, okay? Unlike some people I know like Shawana.

  Cher : Dee, I'm outty.

  Dionne : Bye.

  Murray : Why do you got to go there? Why do you gotta go there? Is it that time of the month again?

• Dionne : [about Murray shaving his head]  Why do you care what *he* thinks, Murray? I'm the one who has to look at you! What am I gonna do with you now? And right before the yearbook pictures? What am I gonna tell my grandchildren? You know what? That's it...

  Murray : That's it!

  Dionne : You wanna play games?

  Murray : You wanna play games?

  Dionne : I'm calling your mother!

  Murray : Wait! Don't call my mom! Don't call my mom...

• Dionne : Dude, what's wrong. You suffering from buyers remorse or something?

  Cher : God no, nothing like that.

• Dionne : Cher's saving herself for Luke Perry.

• Cher : [an attractive male waiter walks past the girls, who check him out]  Survey says?

  Tai : Doable.

  Dionne : Puny. I like 'em big.

  Cher : Ew I hate muscles!

  Tai : You know I don't really mind either way. Just as long as his you-know-what isn't crooked. I really hate that.

• Cher : [Flushed for her date while Dionne is doing her makeup]  I'm still all red!

  Dionne : Well I'm making you as white as I can, Cher!

• Cher : Been shopping with Dr. Suess?

  Dionne : Well at least I wouldn't skin a collie to make my back pack.

  Cher : It's faux.

• Cher : [Talking with Dionne while Murray is coaching her on driving]  Actually going all the way is like a really big decision... I can't believe i was so capricious about it... Dee, i almost had sex with him!

  Murray : You almost had sex with who?

  Cher : Christian.

  Murray : [laughs] 

  Dionne : What?

  Murray : Yo, look, are you bitches blind or something?

• Dionne : So check it.

• Dionne : ls Josh giving you shit 'cause he's going through his post-adolescent idealistic phase?

• Cher : D, my mission is clear. Would you look at that girl? She is so adorably clueless. We have got to adopt her.

  Dionne : Cher, she is tore up. Our stock would plummet.

  Cher : D, don't you want to use your popularity for a good cause?

• Dionne : Cher's main thrill in life is a makeover, okay? It gives her a sense of control in a world full of chaos.

• Cher : Oh, my God, do you see how boys are responding? My heart is totally bursting.

  Dionne : l know. l'm kvelling!

• Dionne : My man is satisfied. He's got no cause for complaints. But technically, l am a virgin. You know what l mean.