- John DeWolfe: You forgive grumpy old Daddy Bear, honey?
- Kara DeWolfe: You'll buy me a Barbie doll?
- John DeWolfe: Barbie's not a doll, Barbie is an addiction! You know what Barbie leads to? Barbie hats, Barbie dresses, Barbie houses, oh, Barbie Kotex! Once Barbie gets you, you're gone!