Mad TV (1995–2016)
Aries Spears: Various, James Brown Jr., Talkin' American Host, Airport controller, Bar Customer, Baseball Player, Bill Cosby, Billy Dee Williams, Black Michael Jackson, Eddie Murphy, El Diablo Negro, Friendly Neighborhood Person, Funeral Guest, G-Force, Harvey, Harvey Lachien, Jimmie Walker, Klumps, LL Cool J, Lawyer, Leon Quaid, Line-Up Guy #2, Martin Luther King, Jr., Mase, Security Guard, Self, Snoop Dogg, Spishak Commercial Dad, Tito Jackson, Tom, Uncle America, Walter Jr.
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Quotes
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Belma Buttons : Damn, this flight makes more stops than R. Kelly's limo in a preschool parking lot.
Tovah McQueen : God bless Southwest Airlines, the ghetto bus of the sky.
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Dollar Bill Montgomery : We were supposed to get Dr. Bill Cosby here today, but instead we got this anonymous bitch.
Rogaine Washington : Hey, hey, hey, I got a name. It's Rogaine. Rogaine Ephedra-Free Washington. Oh, and I'm not a bitch, I'm a ho. Bitch don't get paid.
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[while on the show "Malcolm X in the Middle"]
Malcolm X : You wanna know what the worst part about childhood is? White people.
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Cosby : If you don't put the pudding back in the fridge, you are a dumb person.
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Nautica Brown : And don't forget to buy my book, "Gone With the Wind... My Ass! Hollywood... and the White Man's Lies".
Dollar Bill Montgomery : Damn, that's an angry bitch.