Freakazoid! (1995– )

Jonathan Harris: Professor Jones, Prof. Jones

Quotes 

• [Left alone at a "Gulliver" show] 

  Professor Jones : Freakazoid? Where are you?

  [pause] 

  Professor Jones : Oh, the pain, the pain.

  [c.f.] 

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• Cosgrove : How come you don't say anything useful?

  Professor Jones : How come you have the IQ of a biscuit?

  Cosgrove : [raising his fist]  How would you like me to twist your body into funny balloon animal shapes?

  Professor Jones : [laughs nervous]  Perhaps I misspoke.