The Adventures of Young Indiana Jones: Hollywood Follies (1994 TV Movie)
Sean Patrick Flanery: Young Indiana Jones
Quotes
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Indiana Jones : Where do I come in?
Carl Laemmle : You don't come in. You go out.
Indiana Jones : Go out, where?
Carl Laemmle : To Hollywood. As my personal representative. I want you to get out there and take charge. Tell that lunatic Von Stroheim he finishes the picture in ten days, or else you pull the plugs.
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Indiana Jones : Excuse me, sir, do you know Universal Studios?
Cabbie : The funny farm? Yeah, who doesn't!
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Indiana Jones : Listen, I'm getting tired of horsing around.
Erich Von Stroheim : Von Stroheim never horses around.
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Indiana Jones : Who the heck is Prince Massimo?
Irving Thalberg : A real Italian prince Von Stroheim brought in specially.
Claire Lieberman : Von loves his accent.
Indiana Jones : Loves his accent, but, but, but, but there's no sound! These are silent pictures, send him back!
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John Ford : Indy? Where'd you get a name like that, from your dog?
Indiana Jones : Yeah, as a matter of fact, I did.
John Ford : Well, I suppose it's as good a name as Ford.
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Kitty : Talk is cheap in this business, kid.
Indiana Jones : Yeah, maybe you're right.
Kitty : Of course I'm right. Couple of years you'll be digging up some Egyptian Pharaoh's tomb and you won't even be thinking about her.
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Edwin : [laughs] I've never seen run so fast as when you saw that snake
Indiana Jones : I hate snakes.
Edwin : What are you afraid of?
Indiana Jones : It's a long story.
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Claire Lieberman : Do you always write like this?
Indiana Jones : What do you mean?
Claire Lieberman : [sighs before starting to read his letter] No one can stop me loving you, Claire, but I'm just not the right man for you. You need someone steady, reliable and smart. Like old Tony. I nearly vomited over my waffles when I read this.
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Claire Lieberman : Are you sure you don't want to stay, Indy?
Indiana Jones : [walking with crutches] I think I'll stick to archeology. Safer.