Screen One (TV Series)
Wide-Eyed and Legless (1993)
Julie Walters: Diana Longden
Quotes
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[Andy Fairweather-Low's "Wide-Eyed and Legless" is playing on the car radio]
Diana Longden : They're playing my song. Turn it up.
[Deric and Diana sing enthusiastically but raucously]
Diana Longden : I'd like you to play this at my funeral.
Deric Longden : I don't trust you - you'd get up and start singing the bugger.
Diana Longden : Think many people'll come?
Deric Longden : Not with your voice.
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[Diana and Deric have gone to visit Aileen. Aileen is leaning over the bannister as Diana clumsily climbs the stairs backwards, sitting on her bottom]
Aileen Armitage : Climbing upstairs on her what?
Deric Longden : Er, on her own volition.
Diana Longden : That is *not* what I said!
Aileen Armitage : No, I thought it wasn't.
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[Deric is sitting with Diana in hospital]
Diana Longden : Go and have a smoke.
Deric Longden : I don't want one.
Diana Longden : You're not missing much.
Deric Longden : [kisses Diana] Oh, I don't know.
Diana Longden : Well go and have a beer then.
Deric Longden : I don't want a beer either.
Diana Longden : Well screw one of the nurses.
Deric Longden : Oh, all right (!)
Diana Longden : Only the one, mind - you've a train to catch.