- [Jason and Sarah are making out, when the doorbell sounds.]
- Grant: Oh my God, oh my God, it's Miss Bennett!
- Sarah: How do you know?
- Grant: I've always found that by asking what's the worst thing that could possibly happen, I can predict the future with incredible accuracy.
- Grant: Where could she have gone?
- Sarah: Does she have any friends?
- Grant: None that she likes.