Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation (1994)

Tyler Shea Cone: Barry

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Quotes 

• Heather : Barry, I saw you, you were kissing her.

  Barry : Once, I kissed her once! God, it's like I can't even talk to my friends anymore, I can't believe how possessive you are.

  Heather : Oh right, I guess that's why you were feeling her up?

  Barry : Look, guys need sex. It's bad for you if you get all worked up and then not get it, you can get "prostrate"

  [prostate] 

  Barry : cancer. Is that what you want?

• Sean : [they are all riding in a car together]  Barry used to come over to my house all the time. And he'd be laughing about all the girls he'd felt up. His big line was to tell them that his father was a doctor, and that they could get breast cancer if they didn't get felt up enough...

  Heather : [disgusted]  BAR-ry!

  Barry : [defending himself]  Okay, I lied. Big deal. It's not my fault they're stupid enough to believe it.

• Heather : Wait, wait, wait, I just thought of something so cool. What if we got into a wreck and we crashed into a car in front of us and we all died. They could write a song about it!

  Barry : Shut up.

• Barry : [earlier in the movie, Barry had said that his father is a doctor]  Hey, if I go in there, that's kidnapping. My father is a lawyer so I know what I'm talking about, okay.

  W.E. : Among other evils which being unarmed brings you, it causes you to be despised. That's Niccolo Machiavelli. Now git!

  Barry : Okay, okay. I need to use your bathroom anyway.

• Heather : Barry, wait, stop... what if there are murderers and they want us to follow them so they could hide behind trees and stab us? There could be dead people buried all around us and you'd never know, and they'd lock us up in their cellars and no one will ever hear us.

  Barry : That's dumb, there aren't any cellars in the houses around here.

  Heather : Alright, don't call me "dumb," Barry. I may not be the smartest person in the world, but I'm not stupid.

• Barry : What about the service station across the road? You think maybe somebody there could give us a ride?

  Darla : [scoffs]  That old man? He is liable to shoot first and ask questions later.

  [yells at the old man across the road] 

  Darla : Hey! We see you, you old fart!

• Barry : I can't believe how possessive you are.

• Barry : There's no place to turn around... there's never any place to turn around! This sucks! Assholes don't know how to make roads...

• Barry : Somebody kill me, please!