The Pagemaster (1994)
Frank Welker: Horror
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Quotes
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Richard Tyler : Hey! How'd you get here?
Fantasy : Quit it! We are in the presence of the Pagemaster.
Richard Tyler : I *know* who he is. He's the guy who did all THIS to me! Do you have any idea what I've been through?
The Pagemaster : Tell me.
Richard Tyler : I was nearly torn to shreds by a crazy doctor, I was made a slave to a bunch of mangy pirates, and eaten. Got that? Eaten by a fire-breathing dragon!
Horror : He don't mean it, my Pagemaster. He don't mean it.
Richard Tyler : Not to mention being tossed, squashed, and scared practically to death!
The Pagemaster : Yet you stand before me.
Richard Tyler : Well, yeah.
The Pagemaster : Think, boy. What kind of an adventure would you have had if I brought you here with the turn of a page?
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Horror : We are lusty, adventurous men.
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Horror : [meeting Richard and the gang for the first time, after falling off the top of Dr. Jekyll's house] I scared you, I'm sorry.
Fantasy : You mustn't judge a book by it cover.
[to Richard]
Fantasy : Look, he's smiling.
[Horror shows a homely, toothless, ghoulish grin]
Richard Tyler : That's a smile?
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Horror : [final lines; the three of them are in the dark treehouse] It's dark out here. I wish there was a night-light.
Fantasy : Honey, wish granted.
[turns the lantern light on making Horror to shout 'hooray']
Adventure : Breathe it in, mateys. This be the land of adventure. You can lay to that.
[Horror is heard crying; Fantasy comforts him affectionately]
Fantasy : Come here, handsome. Why you cryin'?
Horror : [sniffles] Because I have friends.
Adventure : [chuckles] That you do, matey. Aye, that you do. Ahem. You know what would make this a happy ending? A kiss.
Horror : [misinterpreting] Okay.
[kisses Adventure]
Adventure : I meant from her!