Mel Brooks credited as playing...
Mr. Welling
- Mr. Welling: [Stymie and Spanky go into a bank trying to get a loan disguised as two Amish men] What is your account...
- [looks up and pauses]
- Mr. Welling: number?
- George "Spanky" McFarland: Uh, seven.
- Mr. Welling: [uncertain] Seven?... seven?
- Billy "Froggy" Laughlin: [is under Spanky to hold him up] Try eight.
- George "Spanky" McFarland: Eight?
- Mr. Welling: [still uncertain, the turns stern] Heard enough.
- Mr. Welling: [pulls their fake beards and lets them go hitting Stymie and Spanky in their faces]
- Mr. Welling: If you were *my* kids, I'd punish you.
- Stymie: If we were *your* kids, we'd punish ourselves!
- Mr. Welling: [desperate for them to leave] Leave the premises posthaste!
- George "Spanky" McFarland: You can't treat people like this, Mister!
- Mr. Welling: You're not people, you're kids.
- [as Spanky and Stymie leave, two actual Amish men are walking in]
- Stymie: [to the two Amish men] Good luck!