Little Big League (1994)
O'Neal Compton: Major League Umpire
Quotes
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Billy Heywood : [after Scales was called out at first base during a home game against the Rangers] What?
Mickey Scales : Come on, blue! He didn't touch me, blue! That's brutal, my momma could make that call blue, come on!
Billy Heywood : [to the first-base umpire, after the first-base coach gets Scales out of the way] He missed the tag! He missed the tag!
Major League Umpire : and what are you, Bob Uecker?
Billy Heywood : That was a lousy call, you were out of position.
Major League Umpire : I saqw what I saw, so go sit down.
Billy Heywood : No, I'm not gonna sit down, because you're a big dork.
Major League Umpire : Oh yeah? Well, you're a little squirt with a big mouth, so why don't you get outta my face before I get mad?
Billy Heywood : Come on, get mad! Pop a vein, you ugly, big
[prolonged air horn sound, while Palmeiro's eyes get big]
Billy Heywood : ... blind, seeing-eye dog.
Major League Umpire : You're outta here, Heywood!
Billy Heywood : [while kicking dirt on the umpire] Yeah, that's right. Throw me out you big, fat
[prolonged air horn]
Billy Heywood : ... and you're blind as a bat!
Major League Umpire : Get outta here!
Billy Heywood : Fine! Ever heard of Certs?
