Heavyweights (1995) Poster

(1995)

Kenan Thompson: Roy

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Ben Stiller, Cody Burger, Allen Covert, Max Goldblatt, David Goldman, Patrick LaBrecque, Joseph Wayne Miller, Aaron Schwartz, Kenan Thompson, Shaun Weiss, and Robert Zalkind in Heavyweights (1995) Aaron Schwartz, Kenan Thompson, and Shaun Weiss in Heavyweights (1995) Demonstrating that his PerkiSystem total fitness program builds strong bodies, health nut Tony Perkis (Ben Stiller, supine) proves his point on a bed of nails as the awestruck campers witness Lars (Tom Hodges, center) smashing a block of ice on Tony's brick-hard stomach. Cody Burger, Max Goldblatt, David Goldman, Joseph Wayne Miller, Aaron Schwartz, Kenan Thompson, and Robert Zalkind in Heavyweights (1995) Cody Burger, David Goldman, Tom McGowan, Joseph Wayne Miller, Aaron Schwartz, Seth St. Laurent, Kenan Thompson, and Shaun Weiss in Heavyweights (1995) Brawn is no match for brains when Gerry (Aaron Schwartz, left) and Roy (Kenan Thompson, right) take control of the camp and use their clever wits to retaliate against the bully counselors including Lars (Tom Hodges, center), who have made their summer unbearable. Ben Stiller, Max Goldblatt, David Goldman, Aaron Schwartz, and Kenan Thompson in Heavyweights (1995)

Quotes 

  • Roy : Josh, How ya doing man? I just saw the new nurse and she is... very attractive.

    Josh : This pleases me.

  • Pat Finley : Who wants to tell us the lesson we learned here?

    Roy : Don't put Twinkies on your pizza!

  • Roy : Lars? What kind of name is that? Where you from?

    Lars : [pauses, steps towards Roy]  ... Far Away!

  • Roy : Headed to fat camp?

    Gerry : No... why do you say that?

    Roy : 'Cause you're fat. That your dad?

    Gerry : No... w-why do you say that?

    Roy : 'Cause he's fat too!

    Gerry : Well, so are you.

    Roy : I know, that's why I'm going to fat camp. I'm Roy.

    Gerry : I'm Gerry. Yeah, I guess I am going.

    Roy : I knew it! And that's your dad too, right?

    Gerry : Hell no!

    Roy : Well you're gonna love camp, man. Camp is awesome. Plus, nobody picks on you because YOU'RE not the fat kid. EVERYBODY'S the fat kid. Just stick with me, Gerry, because I'm the man!

  • Roy : Josh. Somebody gonna die today.

    Josh : Call 911.

  • Roy : Funny Josh. But really man, what happened? Talk to us.

    Josh : [half-unaware]  Josh was bad.

    Roy : Oh man. Oh jeez.

    Josh : [half-unaware]  Josh now good.

    Gerry : Good? Wha... what do you mean?

    Josh : Must be...

    [finally showing his normal awareness] 

    Josh : good to see my big ass again!

  • Tim : [sees the kids have locked Tony up]  Oh good God!

    Pat Finley : This is insane!

    Julie : This is great!

    Gerry : So, what was your guys' plan?

    Pat Finley : What do you guys think you're doing?

    Gerry : Taking over the camp.

    Tim : Guys, you can't kidnap the owner of a camp! They give people the *chair* for things like this.

    Gerry : It was self-defense, you have to believe us.

    Julie : I believe you.

    Roy : Pat, you know what? He snapped!

    Josh : He was going to make us climb a thousand-foot mountain!

    [all the campers start talking at once about Tony's insane antics] 

  • Tony Perkis : [over the loudspeakers]  Time to wake up, campers! Today is evaluation day. The key word here is 'value.' Do you have any? Not yet! But before summer's over, this camp's gonna be filled with skinny winners!

    Roy : "Skinny weiners?" You hear that, guys?

    [all the boys laugh] 

  • Roy : [Nicholas had just abruptly Farted right into Gerry's Face]  You have one of those fish-and-chip farts there, Nicky?

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