Heavyweights (1995)

Tom McGowan: Pat Finley

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• Pat Finley : Who wants to tell us the lesson we learned here?

  Roy : Don't put Twinkies on your pizza!

• Pat Finley : Did you talk to child services?

  Julie : Yeah, they said they'd like to come out and investigate but they can't come for two weeks.

  Pat Finley : That's too long. Tim, what did your lawyer say?

  Tim : He said it's dicey, we don't have any hard evidence.

  Pat Finley : Hard evidence? Tony's hard evidence, just look at the guy!

  Tim : It's what the lawyer said.

• Pat Finley : [to Gerry]  Are you ready for the best damn summer of your life?

  [cut to everybody in the bus driving to camp] 

  Boys : YEAH!

  Pat Finley : Yeah and is everybody going to behave themselves this summer?

  Boys : NOOOOOO!

  Pat Finley : Good, that's what I expect!

• Pat Finley : [driving to camp]  Hey Sam don't lean your head out the window. We lost a couple kids like that last summer. I'm not going to go back and pick it up again.

  Sam : Who wants my head? I don't need it anyway.

• Tim : [sees the kids have locked Tony up]  Oh good God!

  Pat Finley : This is insane!

  Julie : This is great!

  Gerry : So, what was your guys' plan?

  Pat Finley : What do you guys think you're doing?

  Gerry : Taking over the camp.

  Tim : Guys, you can't kidnap the owner of a camp! They give people the *chair* for things like this.

  Gerry : It was self-defense, you have to believe us.

  Julie : I believe you.

  Roy : Pat, you know what? He snapped!

  Josh : He was going to make us climb a thousand-foot mountain!

  [all the campers start talking at once about Tony's insane antics] 

• Pat Finley : We're as good as anybody, it's time we started acting like it. First we've got to take control of ourselves before we can take control of this camp. We've got to get healthy for ourselves. We start respecting ourselves, *no one* can touch us. That's right, you heard me right.

• Pat Finley : [pushing Gerry around the track in a dismantled go-kart]  How do you do on your jumps?

  Gerry : [in awe]  These things jump?

  Pat Finley : Jump? They FLY, Gerry, they FLY!

• Gerry : Hey Pat, thanks for the best damn summer of my life!

  Pat Finley : Same here, big guy!

  [hugs Gerry] 

• Pat Finley : [during the end credits song]  I'm Pat Finley.

  Boys : He's our pal.

  Julie : And I'm Nurse Julie!

  Boys : She's Pat's gal.

  Tim : My name is Tim.

  Boys : We're Tim's band!

  Kenny : And I am Kenny the Cameraman!

• Pat Finley : Gerry, I'm just so tired of being the fat guy.

  Gerald 'Gerry' Garner : I know, Pat, but you don't want to be those guys. They're jerks, forget them.

  [stands up and hollers over to Camp MVP] 

  Gerald 'Gerry' Garner : FORGET YOU!

  Pat Finley : [stands up and yells]  Yeah, YOU CAN KEEP YOUR WASHBOARD STOMACHS, AND YOUR OILY MUSCLES, I DON'T *WANT* THEM!