Heavyweights (1995)

Paul Feig: Tim

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• Pat Finley : Did you talk to child services?

  Julie : Yeah, they said they'd like to come out and investigate but they can't come for two weeks.

  Pat Finley : That's too long. Tim, what did your lawyer say?

  Tim : He said it's dicey, we don't have any hard evidence.

  Pat Finley : Hard evidence? Tony's hard evidence, just look at the guy!

  Tim : It's what the lawyer said.

• Tim : [sees the kids have locked Tony up]  Oh good God!

  Pat Finley : This is insane!

  Julie : This is great!

  Gerry : So, what was your guys' plan?

  Pat Finley : What do you guys think you're doing?

  Gerry : Taking over the camp.

  Tim : Guys, you can't kidnap the owner of a camp! They give people the *chair* for things like this.

  Gerry : It was self-defense, you have to believe us.

  Julie : I believe you.

  Roy : Pat, you know what? He snapped!

  Josh : He was going to make us climb a thousand-foot mountain!

  [all the campers start talking at once about Tony's insane antics] 

• Tim : [during the end credits song]  Lars, you think you'll come back to Camp Hope next summer?

  Lars : I don't know, Tim, I live very far away.

  Tim : Ah, we'll fly you in. How about you, Kenny? You gonna come back next year?

  Kenny : Uh yeah! I think I can work something out.

• Pat Finley : [during the end credits song]  I'm Pat Finley.

  Boys : He's our pal.

  Julie : And I'm Nurse Julie!

  Boys : She's Pat's gal.

  Tim : My name is Tim.

  Boys : We're Tim's band!

  Kenny : And I am Kenny the Cameraman!