The Flintstones (1994)

Elizabeth Taylor: Pearl Slaghoople

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Quotes 

• Pearl Slaghoople : Oh, you poor, poor dear. You could have married Elliot Firestone, the man who invented the wheel.

  [gives Fred a nasty glare] 

  Pearl Slaghoople : Instead you picked Fred Flintstone, the man who invented the excuse!

• Pearl Slaghoople : Somebody has to look after my daughter and grandchild, while you're out carousing with a bunch of Neanderthals.

  Fred Flintstone : Oh, really? Well, for your information, the lodge no longer accepts Neanderthals.

  Pearl Slaghoople : He robs your nest egg to bail out that little troll next door, while my daughter has to wash her clothes in the river.

  Fred Flintstone : I've got half a mind...!

  Pearl Slaghoople : Oh, don't flatter yourself!

• [as Fred and Pearl argue] 

  Wilma Flintstone : You two should be ashamed of yourselves!

  Pearl Slaghoople : I got my hands full just being ashamed of him.

  Fred Flintstone : You got your hands full when you scratch your neck!

• Bedrock's Most Wanted Host : [Fred emerges from the side of a building wearing a beard, hat, and trench coat and spots a TV broadcasting "Bedrock's Most Wanted"]  Tonight, in a special edition of "Bedrock's Most Wanted," we bring you the story that's rocked our city: "The Case of the Embezzling Executive."

  Miss Stone Look-A-Like : [an "Actual Dramatization" is shown with actors playing Cliff, Fred, and Miss Stone with Fred shown stuffing money into a briefcase]  Mr. Flintstone, what are you doing?

  Fred Look-A-Like : I'm an executive. I'm... embezzling!

  Miss Stone Look-A-Like : I'm shocked.

  Pearl Slaghoople : [Wilma, Pearl, and Betty are watching the same show at Pearl's house]  How could you ever marry that man?

  Wilma Flintstone : Mother, that man is not my husband.

  Betty Rubble : That's right. He plays Dr. Gravelman on "The Young and the Thumbless."

  Wilma Flintstone : Fred might be a lot of things, but a thief is not one of them.

  Pearl Slaghoople : Can you prove it?

  Fred Look-A-Like : Who cares? Yabba dabba dabba.

  Wilma Flintstone : [Sees the Dictabird repeating Fred's "Yabba Dabba Dabba" on TV]  Maybe I can.