- Old Cantina Lady: What do you want?
- Pancho: Something to eat and a cerveza.
- Cisco Kid: And I'll have a senorita.
- Old Cantina Lady: I am the only senorita.
- Cisco Kid: Make that two cervezas.
- Lt. Col. Delacroix: You fight very well for a Mexican.
- Cisco Kid: You fight very poorly for a Frenchman.