Wayne's World 2 (1993)

Al Hansen: Bad Actor

Quotes 

• Wayne : [enters gas station]  Where's the First Presbyterian Church on Gordon Street?

  Bad Actor : Uh...

  Wayne : Gordon Street, Gordon Street!

  Bad Actor : Uh, Gordon Street! Oh yeah, Gordon Street! Uh, I once knew a girl who lived on Gordon Street. But that was a long time ago. When I was young.

  Wayne : [looks at camera]  Do we have to put up with this? I mean, can't we get a better actor? I know it's a small part, but I think we can do better than this.

  [person from set crew comes in and replaces actor with another one] 

  Good Actor : Gordon Street? Ah, yes, Gordon Street. I once knew a girl who lived on Gordon Street. Long time ago, when I was a young man. Not a day passes I don't think her and the promise that I made which I will always keep. That one perfect day on Gordon Street. That's uh, five blocks up, two over.

  Wayne : [choking back tears]  Thank you.

  [jumps in car and drives away]