So I Married an Axe Murderer (1993)
Brenda Fricker: May MacKenzie
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Quotes
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Stuart Mackenzie : Thirty years ago today, May and I were married. Some of you were there, some of you weren't born, and some of you are now DEED! But, we both said "I do," and we haven't agreed on a single thing since.
May Mackenzie : That's true!
Stuart Mackenzie : But I'm glad I married you, May, because hey, could've been worse.
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Charlie Mackenzie : Hey, Mom, I find it interesting that you refer to the Weekly World News as "the paper." The paper contains facts.
May Mackenzie : This paper contains facts. And this paper has the eighth highest circulation in the whole wide world. Right? Plenty of facts. "Pregnant man gives birth." That's a fact.
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May Mackenzie : Wow, you've turned into a right sexy wee bastard. Do you know that?
Tony Giardino : Thanks, Mrs. Mackenzie.
May Mackenzie : Hasn't he?
Charlie Mackenzie : Oh, I think so.
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May Mackenzie : Charlie, would you like a juice?
May Mackenzie : Look at what I've bought myself, a Juice Tiger.
Charlie Mackenzie : A Juice Tiger?
May Mackenzie : Yes, I juice everything now.
May Mackenzie : I'm on a new diet.
May Mackenzie : I'm on a Weekly World News Garth Brooks Juice Diet.
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May Mackenzie : [to Charlie] Lighten up, Charlie. You've got a pickle up your ass again.
