Leprechaun (1992)
Robert Hy Gorman: Alex
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Quotes
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[Alex holds up his slingshot to shoot the four-leaf clover at the Leprechaun]
Alex : Hey, Lep! Fuck you, lucky charms!
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[Ozzie asks Alex if he thinks you can kill a Leprechaun]
Ozzie : Alex, do you think you could kill a Leprechaun?
Alex : Ozzie, you can kill anything. You just got to know how to do it. Now, me, give me a .357 magnum, press it to the little green critter's temple, and blam! Brains and guts and oozing cruddy stuff dripping all down its head. The guy is gone with a capital dead.
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[Ozzie talks to Alex after saving his life from the Leprechaun, covered in blood]
Ozzie : I did a smart thing. I did a smart thing, didn't I?
Alex : You're really smart, Ozzie. You just hang in there, okay?
Ozzie : [Ozzie points to Alex and his chest] Hey, Alex... What's that?
Ozzie : [Ozzie gets Alex to look down so he can touch his face] Gotcha. First time I ever got you.
Alex : You sure did, Ozzie.
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[the group returns back into the house and see a mess of food and shoes scattered all over]
Ozzie : Uh-oh. I think something got in here.
Alex : No shit, Sherlock.
Ozzie : You'd better watch your mouth. Go wash it out with soap right now, boy.
Alex : Sure. Sure. And right after that, Ozzie, I'll be sure to ground myself for two weeks.
[Alex hits Ozzie in the chest with his hat]
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[Alex tells Ozzie that they can use the gold to pay for Ozzie's operation]
Alex : Hey, Ozzie. Do you know what this means?
Ozzie : We're rich, and I can buy comics every week.
Alex : Yeah, but you know what else?
Ozzie : What else?
Alex : We can get you an operation.
Ozzie : For what?
Alex : To make you smart. See we can go to the hospital and have them operate and fix your brain.
Ozzie : But - But I - I'm smart.
Alex : Yeah. Well, sort of. What I mean is we can make you real smart. That way, people won't make fun of you.
Ozzie : They make fun of me?
Alex : Not in front of you. Only behind your back.
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[Ozzie talks to Alex in the back of the paint truck]
Ozzie : Anyways, listen-listen. It came right down out of the sky. And there it was... This flying saucer. It had these weird lights, you know? It was making all of these weird noises, kind of like, boo-boo boo-boo.
Alex : Ozzie, I thought you weren't going to tell any more stories.
Ozzie : This really happened, Alex. It did! It's like magic, you know? Like - Like, um... Well, when you see a star in the night sky - The first star - You can make a wish. And it'll come true.
Alex : Stop with the magic stuff.
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[the father J.D Reding meets Alex and Ozzie]
J.D. Reding : So, you boys need any help out here?
Alex : Um. I'm afraid that our liability insurance forbids anyone but us handling the tools and equipment. But thanks for the offer.
[the father smiles as the two walk off]
Alex : Boy, I could go for a beer right now.
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[Tory and Nathan find Ozzie covered in blue paint]
Ozzie : [Ozzie tries taking blue paint out of his mouth] Oh, no!
Alex : [Alex laughs to himself] As fashion statements go, blue is not your best color.
Ozzie : Alex, I asked you to hold that ladder steady. Now look what happened!
Nathan Murphy : I'm not even going to ask what happened, really.
Tory : There's a bathroom off the kitchen in there. At least, it looked a little like a bathroom.
Ozzie : [Ozzie looks back at Alex] I don't like blue.
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[Ozzie tells the others that he found a Leprechaun in the basement]
Ozzie : Ah! There's a Leprechaun in the basement! Oh, there's a Leprechaun in the basement!
Nathan Murphy : Hold on. What's going on?
Ozzie : He come out of a box. He had these long, real skinny fingers. He wasn't nice like lucky charms or anything. And then he ate a bug!
Alex : A Leprechaun? Let's inject a little reality in here, please.
Ozzie : I saw him. I really did see him. He even tried to polish my shoes.
Alex : Then where's your pot of gold?
Ozzie : That's what he said he wants. He said he wanted his pot of gold!
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[Ozzie see's the rainbow in the sky]
Ozzie : [Ozzie points up] Hey. Hey, look up in the sky!
Alex : So what, Ozzie? It's just a rainbow.
Ozzie : It's a magic rainbow. Leprechauns and rainbows - It's a sign.
Nathan Murphy : Yeah. Yeah, it's a sign all right. It's time to get back to painting.
Ozzie : No, we got to go see what's at the end.
Alex : Ozzie, you're embarrassing me.
Ozzie : Come on, come with me. We got to get to the end of the rainbow. There's always a pot of gold.
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[Ozzie and Alex take a gold coin to the coin shop owner]
Ozzie : You ever reckon that coin might've come from a Leprechaun?
Ozzie : [the coin shop owner smiles without saying anything] Never mind.
Alex : Okay, we'll come back tomorrow. And let's just keep this between us.
Shop Owner : Okay.
Alex : [Alex tells Ozzie] We better get to the restaurant. They're going to be pissed we were gone so long.
