Leprechaun (1992)
Jennifer Aniston: Tory
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Quotes
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[Tory answers the phone and talks to the Leprechaun on the phone]
Tory : [Tory answers the ringing phone] Hello? Hello? Help us please! Come help us! We're trapped inside of here.
Leprechaun : Where's the rest of me gold?
[Tory slams the phone down and throws it off the wall, as it starts to ring again off the hook]
Leprechaun : [Tory walks slowly to the phone and grabs it off the floor, holding it up to her ear] Having problems? Do you need a hand?
[the Leprechaun squeezes his little hand through the phone]
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[Tory corrects Nathan about the Leprechaun not being a bear who came into the house]
Tory : Nathan, that was no fuckin' bear.
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[Tory talks to the Leprechaun outside the well]
Leprechaun : Now...
Leprechaun : [Tory screams as the Leprechaun appears out of nowhere beside her] Is that me gold?
Tory : What the hell are you?
Leprechaun : I'm a leprechaun, me dear.
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[Tory hands over the gold to the Leprechaun]
Leprechaun : Ahh... me powers are returning.
Leprechaun : [laughing, rattles the bag] It sounds like me gold.
Leprechaun : [laughing, looking in the bag] It looks like me gold.
Leprechaun : [laughing, smelling in the bag] It smells like me gold.
Leprechaun : [Leprechaun licks on a gold coin] Mmm... it tastes like me gold.
Tory : [the Leprechaun walks up to Tory and pulls her arm to lean down, he kisses her on her cheek laughing, as Tory runs off,] Oh, God! Oh, God!
Leprechaun : [the Leprechaun sits on the ground pouring out the gold] Me golden delicious gold.
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[Tory complains about the front yard of the house to her father]
Tory : I am going to be miserable here. There's no swimming pool, there's no shopping malls, there's no cable. Bet you don't even have a TV. This sure ain't Beverly Hills.
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[Tory and her father arrive at the new house]
Tory : Wait. This is a joke, right? This is our poor neighbors' house, and then you're gonna take us to our house.
J.D. Reding : Never judge a book by it's cover, honey.
Tory : Dad, this book doesn't even have a cover.
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[Nathan starts to laugh at Tory being scared of the house]
Tory : What's so funny?
Nathan Murphy : Well, I just think it's funny the way girls are always afraid of spiders and stuff.
Tory : Whoa, whoa, whoa. Okay, wait a minute. Did I misplace my 1950's calendar, here? 'Girls'? Listen, Bud, okay? This is the 90's. Women are treated equal.
Nathan Murphy : Well, first off, my name isn't Bud, it's Nathan. And I don't know many guys that are afraid of houses.
Tory : [Tory pulls her hair back] Oh, is that so?
Nathan Murphy : Yeah.
Tory : Well, you know what? Neither am I.
[Nathan laughs]
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[Nathan and Tory talk about the O'Grady's]
Nathan Murphy : The O'Grady's collected a lot of junk.
Tory : The O'Grady's?
Nathan Murphy : Yeah, Dan O'Grady. He used to own this place. He was really a... a weird, and strange guy, you know?
Tory : Oh. You mean weird and strange like guys who drive dented pickup trucks and paint houses for a living?
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[Tory looks at the mess of shoes in the kitchen]
Tory : This is crazy, what the hell's going on here?
Nathan Murphy : Well, it could've been a bear. They sometimes come down the hills looking for food.
Tory : Great. My dad had to bring food into this place.
Ozzie : You know what? That Leprechaun, he tried to shine my shoes. He said he was a shoemaker.
Tory : Look. You guys can sit around here and theorize, Bear or no bear, but I am getting out of here. A matter of fact, I'm walking out that door, and I'm not coming back.
[Tory walks out, as Ozzie and Nathan look at each other, when Tory walks back in the house within five seconds]
Tory : A little too dark out there.
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[Tory and Ozzie look for a four-leaf clover to kill the Leprechaun]
Tory : Forget it. We're not going to find it.
Ozzie : You can, too. You just got to believe.
Tory : Damn it, Ozzie. I'm so sick of your magic and your stupid fantasies. Okay, it's too late for that now. We don't have time to sit here in a damn clover patch and look for clovers. That thing is going to wake up.
Ozzie : You've lost your faith. But you got to believe. Got to.
Tory : [Tory grabs a patch of clovers out and holds it up, yelling] All right, here, look, here, look. I believe. I believe.
Ozzie : [Tory and Ozzie look at the four-leaf clover in her hand] Look. You - You found one. I told you. I told you!
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[Tory and her father drive in the jeep to the new house]
Tory : Dad, I'm still depressed. I mean, come on - Here I am in New Mexico with my hick father for the whole summer.
J.D. Reding : Hey!
Tory : On offense, okay?
J.D. Reding : First of all, it's not New Mexico. It's North Dakota.
Tory : Like it matters. All I care about is it's not L.A.
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[Tory and her father enter down into the old basement]
Tory : Huh. Oh, great. Just when I thought this house couldn't get any worse... an old basement. Well... great place to store all the rocks and pine cones I'm going to find.
J.D. Reding : Okay, it's a little dusty. I admit that. We'll just clean it up a little bit, splash some paint around.
Tory : Oh, God. You'd need to splash some bulldozers around to fix this place up.
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[Tory tells her father she can find a hotel nearby]
J.D. Reding : You're making too big a deal out of this, honey. This is a great house, I got a great buy on it.
Tory : Yeah, from who? Dracula? How about I get a hotel somewhere in town and you can come visit... like once a week? Hey, I'll pay for it.
J.D. Reding : Tori, honey... you really think money's all you need to get by in this life, huh?
Tory : [sarcastically replies with] Okay, I'll go with that theory.
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[Tory bumps into Nathan carrying a can of paint]
Tory : Who are you?
Nathan Murphy : Uh, I was a guy carrying some paint thinner.
Tory : [Tory pulls out some cash from her hand bag] Oh, okay. Here. Does that cover it?
Nathan Murphy : Wait. Hold on a second. You knock over my paint thinner and you offer me $20
Tory : [Tori pulls out some more cash] Okay. Okay. How about that? Will that do it?
Nathan Murphy : Uh, no. Maybe if you said you were sorry, you know, it might.
Tory : [Tory stares at Nathan before hurrying to leave] Okay here. Keep the change.
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[Tory and Nathan find Ozzie covered in blue paint]
Ozzie : [Ozzie tries taking blue paint out of his mouth] Oh, no!
Alex : [Alex laughs to himself] As fashion statements go, blue is not your best color.
Ozzie : Alex, I asked you to hold that ladder steady. Now look what happened!
Nathan Murphy : I'm not even going to ask what happened, really.
Tory : There's a bathroom off the kitchen in there. At least, it looked a little like a bathroom.
Ozzie : [Ozzie looks back at Alex] I don't like blue.
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[Nathan volunteers to go in the basement to look for the Leprechaun Ozzie found]
Nathan Murphy : [Nathan picks up a stick] Hey... okay? Just in case?
Tory : I better go with you. Just in case.
Ozzie : Uh, N-Nathan... Nathan... I don't think that stick's gonna be big enough. W-wait. Wait for me, I'm coming. Just in case.
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[Tory falls after something touches her leg from under the truck]
Tory : [Nathan comes to check on Tory] I thought that was you rubbing my leg.
Nathan Murphy : And you let me?
Tory : That's not the point. Something was rubbing my leg, like caressing it. And it-it ran off over there.
J.D. Reding : It's probably just an old possum, honey.
Tory : No, dad. That was not an animal. I know what it feels like when a man caresses my leg.
J.D. Reding : You do?
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[Tory and Nathan talk at the diner]
Nathan Murphy : You should have some meat loaf. I've got plenty, really.
Tory : Oh, no. No. Do you know what that is?
Nathan Murphy : [Tory points to his plate] Yeah, it's meat loaf.
Tory : No. That's cut-up dead cow. Okay, and that's if you're lucky in this place. See, I don't eat meat and I don't kill living things. I feel very strongly about that.
Nathan Murphy : Really?
Tory : Really.
Tory : [Nathan reaches under the dining table to pull off Tory's tennis shoe] What are you... Nathan, what are you doing?
Nathan Murphy : Cut-up dead cow - That's what your shoe is, you know?
Tory : Give me my shoe.
Tory : [Nathan holds the shoe in front of him staring to see if he can see a cow in it] Nathan, give me my shoe back!
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[Nathan talks to Tory about what bedrooms to sleep in]
Nathan Murphy : Um. I'm going to go check out the bedrooms and find out where we're going to stay tonight.
Tory : Oh, great. While you do that, I'm going to find my purse and check into a hotel.
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[Nathan investigates where the sound of a mysterious bell is coming from]
Nathan Murphy : It sounds like it's coming from the kitchen.
[Nathan walks into the kitchen, suddenly turning around to see the three others standing behind him]
Tory : We're, like, really scared.
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[Tory takes the shotgun from Nathan to go and get the gold]
Nathan Murphy : Okay, look, take this gun with you, okay? Just cock it, aim it, pull the trigger. You ever work one of those things before?
Tory : [Tory cocks the shotgun] Nope.
Ozzie : [Tory leaves to go outside, as Ozzie mumbles] Watch out for those teeth.
