Little Sharks (1992)

Kai Wiesinger: Johannes

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Quotes 

• Mercedes : May one ask how old you are?

  Johannes : 15.

  Mercedes : 15?

  Johannes : In the summer.

  Mercedes : So you're 14? How astonishing. You are very well developed for your age.

• Johannes : I don't mean to meddle in things that aren't my business, but do you think it's OK, drinking beer?

  Bierchen : I think beer is OK.

  Johannes : Yes, but while driving?

  Bierchen : I think driving-beer is OK.

• Johannes : [about an actor he admires]  Don't you know him?

  Ali : Should I?

  Johannes : Cornelius!

  [naming famous German stages] 

  Johannes : Kammerspiele, Thalia, Schaubühne! The quintessential actor!

  Ali : What movies was he in?

• Herta : [playing the musical saw] 

  Ali : Not bad, that babe.

  Johannes : I'm not that into free jazz.

  Ali : Who's talking about music?

• Johannes : [trying to convince secretary in Munich acting school]  Maybe you filed it wrong, which would be no surprise at all considering all this work you have to do all on your own. You do have an extremely hard job, don't you?

• Johannes : Watch out, if one of the first 20 cars stops, I'll make it in Berlin.

  Ingo : 20? That's risky.

  Johannes : One of the first 20.