Hard Target (1993)
Jean-Claude Van Damme: Chance Boudreaux
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Quotes
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Natasha Binder : What kind of a name is Chance?
Chance Boudreaux : Well... my momma took one...
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Chance Boudreaux : Now take your pig-stick and your boyfriend, and find a bus to catch.
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Pik van Cleef : Boudreaux, Boudreaux, Boudreaux. I've been looking all over for you.
Chance Boudreaux : You've been looking in the wrong places.
Pik van Cleef : That's good, 'cause I know you wouldn't want to hurt my feelings.
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Chance Boudreaux : Hunting season... is over.
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Chance Boudreaux : Do you still have the 30.06... the one I gave you for your birthday?
Douvee : No... a gator ate it. But I still got your shot-gun.
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[last lines; after Fouchon stabbed Douvee with an arrow]
Chance Boudreaux : [shakes him] Douvee! Douvee!
Douvee : [opens his eyes] What is this noise?
[they help him sit up]
Douvee : I think I hurt pretty bad.
[He takes his flask out of his breast pocket, which has a hole punched in it]
Douvee : Now this... this real catastrophe! This real bad!
Chance Boudreaux : Yeah, real bad.
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Chance Boudreaux : If you understand me, just grunt.
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Chance Boudreaux : What's your name?
Natasha Binder : It's Nat.
Chance Boudreaux : Nat?
Natasha Binder : Mm-hmm.
Chance Boudreaux : Your parents named you for a... bug?
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Chance Boudreaux : You trust me?
Natasha Binder : Of course I trust you.
Chance Boudreaux : Close your eyes.
Natasha Binder : Why do you want me to trust you with my eyes closed?
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[after blasting Stephan]
Chance Boudreaux : Sorry about your shirt.
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Emil Fouchon : You see, Miss Binder, you I can understand. It was a matter of family.
[to Boudreaux]
Emil Fouchon : You had *nothing* in common with those people. What made you want to complicate my life like that?
Chance Boudreaux : Poor people get bored, too.
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Waitress : How's that gumbo, Chance?
Chance Boudreaux : A tragedy. The coffee was tolerable, though.
Waitress : It ain't free, neither.
Chance Boudreaux : Yeah. I know.
Waitress : Leave your wallet in your tuxedo?
Chance Boudreaux : I play that one on you before?
Waitress : Yeah. For the gumbo.
Chance Boudreaux : That's right.
[hands her a whole bunch of change]
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Randal Poe : Well, if it ain't my good friend Boudreaux. I thought you was gonna catch a ship.
Chance Boudreaux : Maybe I'll stick around to run for mayor.
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Chance Boudreaux : Hey, pigeon.
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Chance Boudreaux : Grab the bar!
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Madam : Chance! What brings you here?
Chance Boudreaux : [mysteriously] Secret mission.
Madam : Oh...
[she motions him inside, he winks at her]
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Randal Poe : [Lying face down on a massage table thinking the masseuse is still massaging him, not knowing that Chance is] Oh yeah, baby...
Chance Boudreaux : Hello, Poe.
Randal Poe : [making a startled rise from the table] What the fuck?
Chance Boudreaux : [slamming Poe's face down into the head rest] You miss me?
Randal Poe : Oh Christ, not again!
Chance Boudreaux : It looks like you're short an ear, so you better listen very carefully. Now, who sent those apes after me?
Randal Poe : [squirming in pain] I don't know what you're talking about!
Chance Boudreaux : [pushes Poe's head harder into the head rest] Two million people in this city, who's gonna miss a fat slob like you, Poe?
Randal Poe : Van Cleef! His name is Van Cleef!
Chance Boudreaux : Good boy. Where is he?
Randal Poe : I dont know where he lives, he ain't even American! Look he'll kill me if I don't do what he says, please...
Chance Boudreaux : [pushes Poe's head further into the head rest] You tell your boyfriend Van Cleef that I'm going to find out who killed Douglas Binder. If you understand me, just grunt.
[Poe grunts hesitantly]
Chance Boudreaux : Again.
[Poe grunts again, louder this time]
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Natasha Binder : Do you need a doctor?
Chance Boudreaux : I hate them doctors
