Walker, Texas Ranger (1993–2001)
Chuck Norris: Cordell Walker, Hayes Cooper
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Quotes
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Ranger Jimmy Trivette : Cookies and cream, Big Dog?
C.D. Parker : This isn't an intensive care and your feet aren't plastered to cement. Come on back here and help yourself. I'm busy!
[Trivette walks behind counter]
Ranger Cordell Walker : I'd like some coffee!
Ranger Jimmy Trivette : Sure, customer! Coming right up!
[Alex walks in]
A.D.A. Alex Cahill : Hey guys!
C.D. Parker : Would you like some coffee?
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Ranger Cordell Walker : [Alex is pregnant] Hey, Honey, how are you feeling?
A.D.A. Alex Cahill : [Alex covers her mouth with her hand and runs to the bathroom]
Ranger Cordell Walker : Sydney, how long is this morning sickness suppose to last?
Sydney Cooke : How should I know?
Ranger Cordell Walker : All I know is, I'm glad women have to go through this and not men!
Sydney Cooke : Men are such wimps!
[walks off to go find Alex]
Ranger Cordell Walker , Ranger Jimmy Trivette , Francis Gage : [agreeing] Well... Yep. Yeah. Sure.
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A.D.A. Alex Cahill : How about a cruise for our honeymoon?
Ranger Cordell Walker : We've already done that.
A.D.A. Alex Cahill : That was a river raft!
Ranger Cordell Walker : Close enough.
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A.D.A. Alex Cahill : [Walker and Alex are choosing silverware and china] Do you see anything that jumps out at you? Is anything speaking to you?
Ranger Cordell Walker : Yeah, they're speaking to me. But they're speaking in French, so I can't understand what they're saying.
A.D.A. Alex Cahill : Very funny.
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A.D.A. Alex Cahill : [Walker has just saved Alex after the river rafting trip] Next time, we go to Disneyland.
Ranger Cordell Walker : No way!... I'm afraid of the rides!
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Ranger Cordell Walker : Sydney, Gage, you're going undercover at the bar. Gage, you're going to be a bartender. Sydney...
Sydney Cooke : I know, I know. Cocktail waitress.
