Homicide: Life on the Street (1993–1999)

Jon Polito: Steve Crosetti

Quotes 

• [Crosetti and Lewis are in adjacent stalls in the men's room] 

  Det. Steve Crosetti : Got any toilet paper?

  Det. Meldrick Lewis : Nope.

  Det. Steve Crosetti : Got five ones for a five?

• Det. Steve Crosetti : Either it's murder, or this library has a very strict overdue policy.

• [on the engine that Detective Meldrick Lewis has bought for the car he is building] 

  Det. Steve Crosetti : Let me tell you, that doesn't play with me. See, when you buy a house, you don't buy a pile of dirt with a toilet on top. You get four walls which constitute a dwelling. You, if you look closely, have squat here.