Frasier (1993–2004)
David Hyde Pierce: Dr. Niles Crane
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Quotes
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[Niles watches Martin working out a chess problem]
Niles : Uh-uh.
[Martin reaches for another piece]
Niles : Mmm-mmm.
Martin : All right, what would you do?
Niles : Well for starters, I'd take that corn-nut off the board.
Martin : That corn-nut's my bishop. Eddie ate the real one.
Niles : In that case, Corn-nut to Rook Seven.
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[Looking through a box of keepsakes from Niles' childhood]
Martin : Oh, no one around here draws pictures anymore.
[Looks closely]
Martin : What the heck is this, anyway?
Niles : Oh, that is an Egyptian battle scene from AÔda. Look, that's Radames, and that's the jealous Amneris, and -
[laughs]
Niles : Oh, I misspelled Amonasro. Ah, to be six again...
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Niles : Ran up too many stairs! Lost count! Big dog! Need place to die!
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Niles : Telling you that would violate Doctor-Cat Confidentiality.
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Niles : Nobody calls me Peach Fuzz!