Boy Meets World (1993–2000)

Blake Soper: Joseph 'Joey the Rat' Epstein

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Quotes 

• [discussing how nice looking Mr. Turner's bike is] 

  Frankie : You could eat it.

  Joey : You mean "eat off it".

  Frankie : I said what I said.

• [all said very fast] 

  Joey : That's a good one, Harley. That's a great one. I'll be laughing at that one for years and years. I'll probably be telling my grandkids about it, like sixty years from now. Unless of course, if I don't have grandkids, and then I suppose I'll have to tell some strange kids in a park. And the cops'll come and say, "Hey, you in the raincoat... "

  Harley : Shut up.

  Joey : Yeah, okay.

• [Shawn wants a bigger role with the thugs] 

  Shawn Hunter : What happens after I get the look down?

  Joey : All right, this morning... you get the bagels.

• [Harley and Gloria are fighting] 

  Joey : Hey, lovebirds, I don't like what I'm hearing. Where's the magic gone in this romance? If I may venture to...

  Gloria : Oh, cork it, Joey.

  Joey : Corking it.