Animaniacs (1993–1998)

Rob Paulsen: Yakko Warner, Pinky, Dr. Otto Scratchensniff, Additional Voices, Katie's Dad, Dr. Otto Scratchansniff, Garth Algar, Thomas Jefferson, Alex Quebec, Announcer, Big Ed, Blink Winkleman, Board Chairman, Boy Snuggler, Bristly, Caroler #1, Cartoon Dog, Clint Eastwood, Colin's Dad, Cow Salesman, Cowboy #3, Dr. Baboo, Dr. George, Dwarf #1, Ferdinand Magellan, Fowlmouth, Frank Farmer, Gatekeeper, Geraldo Rivera, Gunter, H.G. Wells, Hansel, Henry Kissinger, Hooknose Harold, Jerry Seinfeld, Joe Eszterhas, Joel Schumacher, Joseph Stalin, King #2, Klaatu, Kwai Yan Kee, Larry Dover, Larry Dover (Singer #3), Mailbox, Max Lowe, Mobster, Mr. Hooper, Mr. Johnson, Mr. Squadoo, Norm, Pavlov, Phil, Pomme de Tere, Porky Pig, Prince Andrew, Prof. Mariachi, Punchline, Ralph Jr., Reef Blunt, Reporter #2, Rock Singers, Roy Blowfinger, Soldier #3, Steve Urkel, Stork, The Soothsayer, Toby the Ice Cream Man, Tom Ruegger, Tony, Travis Coates, Tweedle Dumber, Umpire, Walrusman, White Rabbit, Wolf Spritzer, Zombies

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Quotes 

• Miles : Be gone, pests, and give me the bird.

  Yakko : We'd love to, really, but the Fox censors won't allow it.

• Brain : Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?

  Pinky : I think so Brain, but if Jimmy cracks corn and nobody cares, why does he keep doing it?

• Miss Flamiel : Yakko, can you conjugate?

  Yakko : Who? Me? I've never even kissed a girl!

  Miss Flamiel : No, it's very simple. I'll conjugate with you.

  Yakko : Good night, everybody!

• [Yakko's just sung a song listing eight of the nine planets of the solar system] 

  Yakko Warner : There you go, that's our solar system.

  Wakko Warner : You forgot Uranus.

  Yakko Warner : [blowing a kiss to the audience]  Good NIGHT, everybody.

• [the Warners are singing a Christmas song] 

  Dot : [singing]  The stockings were hung so our names clearly showed

  Wakko : [singing]  In the hopes that old Santa would leave a big load.

  Yakko : [blows a kiss to the audience]  Good NIGHT, everybody.

• Satan : And now prepare to suffer indescribable torment.

  Yakko : Another Bob Hope special?

• Yakko : Wait a minute. You expect us poor, innocent children to climb up dangerous scaffolding and paint naked people all over a church?

  Wakko , Yakko , Dot : We'll do it.

  Yakko : But we're not doing it for art. We're not doing it for the sake of money. No! We're doing it because we love painting naked people.

• Miss Flamiel : Dot, what can you tell me about the scientists of the 1800's?

  Dot : They're all dead.

  Miss Flamiel : No, no, no.

  Dot : Ok, they're all living?

  Miss Flamiel : No, no, no!

  Yakko : Well, now we're getting into philosophy.

• Yakko : We'd love to stay here and count our brain cells as they die one-by-one.

  Dot : But we can't.

• Ned Flat : Why are you acting like this?

  Yakko : We're not acting. We really are like this.

• Man : Do you know who I am?

  Yakko : Why? Did you forget?

• [Dot has just forgotten her line after about twenty tries and lets out a stream of obscenities] 

  Yakko : That was my cute little sister who said that.

• Wakko , Yakko : Well, helloooooo Nurse!

• Brain : Pinky! Are you pondering what I'm pondering?

  Pinky : I think so Brain but how will we get the Spice Girls into the paella?

• Yakko : Early to rise and early to bed/Makes a man healthy, but socially dead.

• Yakko : [upon entering the underworld] 

  [in a trance/flatly] 

  Yakko : all is strange and vague...

  Dot : [tranced/flatly]  Are we dead?

  Yakko : [tranced/flatly]  Or is this Ohio...

• Yakko : Alas, poor Yorik!

  Dot : [translating]  Woah! Check out Skull Head.

  Yakko : I knew him Horatio: A fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy.

  Dot : [translating]  He was funny.

  Yakko : He hath borne me on his back a thousand times.

  Dot : [translating]  He gave me piggy back rides.

  Yakko : And now, how abhorred in my imagination it is! My gorge rises at it.

  Dot : [translating]  I'm going to blow chunks.

  Yakko : [kisses Skull Head]  Here hung those lips that I have kissed I know not how oft.

  Dot : [translating]  We kissed a lot. NOT!

  Yakko : Where be your gibes now? Your gamboles? Your songs? Your flashes of merriment that were wont to set the table on a roar?

  Dot : [translating]  How come you're not funny now?

  Yakko : Not one now to mock your own grinning? Quite chap-fallen?

  Dot : [translating]  No one's laughing now and by the way your lower jaw's missing

  Yakko : Now get you to my lady's chamber, and tell her, let her paint an inch thick, to this favor she must come; make her laugh at that.

  Dot : [translating]  Follow that woman and tell her no matter how much make up she wears, she's still going to croak and end up looking just like you, and see if she laughs.

  Yakko : Prithee, Horatio, tell me one thing.

  Dot : What'd you find in the hole?

  Wakko : Our next cartoon.

• Yakko : Did you know that there's "P.P." on your smock?

  Dot : Disgusting!

• Yakko Warner : We protest you calling us "little kids". We prefer to be called "vertically-impaired pre-adults".

• [repeated lines] 

  Pinky : What are we going to do tonight brain?

  Brain : The same thing we do every night, Pinky: try to take over the world!

• Pinky : I think so, Brain, but isn't Regis Philbin already married?

• Yakko : Is this you? Are you happily engrossed in inconsequential cartoon trivia to the point that your socks can probably stand up by themselves?

• Wakko : So what are we going to get Dr. Scratchy?

  Dot : Ooooooh, how about an outfit from Oedipus Rex Men's Wear?

  Yakko : Nah, his mom would hate those.

• Dr. Scratchensniff : Dot, would you care to give it a try? But, I'd like you to make a little curtsey.

  Dot : Thanks, but I did before I left home.

• Yakko : And the moral of today's story is: If you can't say something nice, you're probably at the Ice Capades.

• Pinky : Whatcha doin' over there, Brain?

  Brain : Contemplating your afterlife, Pinky.

• Mr. Director : Where are you kids going?

  Yakko : Jan Murray's house?

  Mr. Director : You kids are going to be in my movie.

  Warners : Movie?

  Mr. Director : Who were you talking to?

  Wakko : The people watching us on TV.

  Mr. Director : Peoples? What peoples?

  [peering really close to the camera] 

  Mr. Director : HELLO, NICE PEOPLE IN THE TV!

• Yakko : Remember kids, Yakko spelled backwards is Okkay!

• Yakko , Wakko : [singing to La Macarena]  Dot is a nut, so we call her Macademia / She's touched in the head and kooky in the brain-ia / All the lines in this song sound pretty much the same-ia / Oy, Macademia!

• Beethoven : I am Ludwig Van Beethoven, world famous composer and pianist.

  Yakko : You're a what?

  Beethoven : A pianist.

  Yakko : [blows a kiss]  Goodnight, everybody!

  Beethoven : But that is what I am. A pianist.

  Yakko : I think we've heard enough out of you.

• Yakko : [whenever he catches an innuendo]  Good Night Everybody!

• Brain : Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?

  Pinky : I think so, Brain, but where are we gonna find a tattoo parlor that's open at this time of night?

• Brain-2-Me-2 : This is it, Pinky-O, our moment of truth. Are you pondering what I'm pondering?

  3-Pinky-0 : Um, I think so, Brain-2, but a show about two talking lab mice? Huh, it'll never get on the air.

• Miss Flamiel : Find your seats!

  Yakko : [showing his butt]  Got my seat.

  Wakko : [showing his butt]  Got mine.

  Dot : [showing her butt]  Here's mine.

  Yakko : [to Miss Flamiel]  Bet you don't have trouble finding yours.

• Dr. Scratchensniff : [Showing Dot how to make a curtsey]  Make a little curtsey. A CURTSEY!

  Yakko , Wakko : [Yakko and Wakko laughing and imitating Dr Scratchensniff]  Make a little curtsey. A CURTSEY.

  Dr. Scratchensniff : Stop with the fun at me.

  Yakko : Then please stop being so funny.

• Baloney : [singing The Imagine Song]  I is for Imagine, M is for Me, A is for the letter A , G is for G. I is for Imagine, N is for Nice. E is for Egad, I said imagine twice!

  Yakko : [sarcastically]  Wow, great song.

  Baloney : Thanks. Let's hug!

  Yakko : Uh, why don't you just imagine that too?

• Pinky : I think so Brain, but I can't memorize a whole opera in Yiddish!

• Mr. Director : Hoyl! How'd you... with the going... you were there... but here now... you are... for me to see... how'd you do...

  Yakko : You understand any of that?

  Wakko : I think he said: "Hoyl! How'd you... with the going... you were there... but here now... you are... for me to see... how'd you do...

  Yakko : Thanks for clearing that up.

• Ivan Bloski : Shhh. Shhh. Do you know what that means?

  Yakko : You got a slow leak?

• Dot : Um, it's not that we wouldn't like to take your survey...

  Yakko : It's more like we'd rather have dental surgery.

• Yakko : How's it going, Scratchy?

  Dr. Scratchensniff : I take umbrage at that.

  Yakko : Oh, sure! Take all the umbrage. Don't leave any for us.

• Yakko : [very loudly]  ALL RIGHT! IN THIS SCENE...

  Mr. Director. : Oy! Too loud! Make with the whisper! Don't with the loud-maker-talk!

• Yakko : But let this be a lesson to all. For wherever there is belching...

  Wakko , Dot , Yakko : We'll be there!

  Yakko : Wherever there is stupidity...

  Wakko , Dot , Yakko : We'll be there!

  Yakko : Wherever there is candy...

  Wakko : We'll be there a lot quicker.

• Wakko , Yakko , Dot : Be afraid. Be very afraid.

• Yakko : [reciting "A Midsummer Night's Dream"]  For I am an honest Puck...

  Dot : [translating]  I'm not touching that one!

• Einstein : You... you... you...

  Yakko : No, THIS is a ewe; we're just plain old us.

• Yakko : Don't worry, siblings. We'll sell that nice man a box of cookies, or die trying. Or try dying. Or do some tie-dyeing.

• Dr. Scratchensniff : Stop playing with my bust.

• Yakko : You'll never live to regret it.

• Brain : Pinky are you thinking what I'm thinking?

  Pinky : I think so Brain but where are we going to find rubber pants our size?

• Brain : It proved that radio was a powerful tool. And now, Pinky, the advance of technology has brought us an even more powerful tool. Do you know what that is?

  Pinky : Ummm... the rubber band?

• Brain : Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?

  Pinky : I think so, Brain, but if we didn't have ears we'd look like weasels.

• Brain : Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?

  Pinky : I think so, Brain, but burlap chafes me so.

• Howie Tern : I am Howie Tern! I'm a big star! I'm a household name!

  Yakko : So is the Mister Tidy Bowl man. Are you related?

• Dot : Oh, oh, my heart aches with the sorrow of a thousand scouts. No merit badge. I mourn my loss.

  Yakko : Say, those acting classes are really paying off.

• Yakko : Wait. You're forgetting something.

  Umlatt : What?

  Yakko : Well, being an evil villain, you are contractually required to explain your plan before you get rid of us.

• Yakko : Call it a hunch, sibs, but I think we've been abducted by aliens.

  Dot : Aliens? What'll we do?

  Wakko : Go find the cafeteria?

  Yakko , Dot : Yeah.

• Death : [Swedish accent] 

  [terms for checkers game] 

  Death : I win... Wakko goes with me. You win, you get to stay together forever. Agreed?

  Yakko : [dot and yakko are dazed and in a trance] 

  [speaking flatly] 

  Yakko : We Accept...

  Dot : [flatly also]  To accept is to Yield...

  Yakko : To yield is to allow on-coming traffic the right of way...

  Dot : Your breath is like the breeze off a land fill...

  Yakko : Food particles are wedged between your teeth...

  [Yakko and Dot snap out of trance and Start dancing] 

• Pinky : Hmmm... let me think...

  Brain : Don't hurt yourself, Pinky.

• Brain : Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?

  Pinky : I think so, Brain, but where are we going to find a duck and a garden hose at this time of night?

• Brain : Do you realize what we will do with this pollen, Pinky?

  Pinky : Ummm... open a boutique?

  Brain : Yes, that's it. We'll open a boutique and sell ladies' clothing and pollen.

• Yakko : Well, we've decided. In outer space it's okay to wear white shoes after Labor Day.

• A Crowd : Shhh.

  Yakko : What, are you leaky tires?

• Wakko : Wanna see me make bubbles with my spit?

  Yakko : Sure do. In fact, that's the theme of our next show.

  Dot : So don't miss it.

• Yakko : You know, you'd make a fortune renting your head out as a balloon.

• Brain : Yes, of course! Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?

  Pinky : I think so, Brain, but bein' Pippi Longstocking, I mean, what would the children look like?

• Wakko , Yakko : We're the Warner brothers.

  Dot : And the Warner sister.

• Yakko : Who's the ham on rye?

  Dan Anchorman : That's me!

  Yakko : Remember, you said that. We didn't.

  Dot : I'm famished.

  [Dot grabs the sandwich and bites into it] 

  Dan Anchorman : How dare you take a bite out of my sandwich!

  Dot : You want it back?

• Pinky : What do you want to do tonight, Rita?

  Rita : I don't know, eat you for supper?

  [Rita snatches Pinky up and eats him alive] 

  Rita : So far, this is my favorite episode!

  Pinky : Narf! Oh, roomy accommodations, Rita.

• Yakko , Wakko , Dot : Wheel of morality turn turn turn. Tell us the lesson that we should learn!

• Wakko : Why does Mr. Plotz want to see me?

  Dr. Scratchensniff : Because you ate his conference table, Wakko.

  Wakko : But I was HUNGRY.

• [Wakko & Scratchensniff are trapped in an elevator] 

  Wakko : Wanna hear a knock-knock joke?

  Dr. Scratchensniff : Ok.

  Wakko : Knock-knock.

  Dr. Scratchensniff : Who's there?

  Wakko : Max.

  Dr. Scratchensniff : Max who?

  Wakko : Max wants to come in an' go crazy.

  Dr. Scratchensniff : See, that's not funny because it's not really a joke.

  Wakko : It is if you know Max.

  Dr. Scratchensniff : But I DON'T know Max.

  Wakko : If you did you'd be laughin'.

• Pinky : Egad. You astound me, Brain.

  Brain : That's a simple task, Pinky.

• Wakko , Yakko , Dot : Wheel of Morality, turn, turn, turn, and tell us the lesson that we should learn.

  Yakko : Free trip to Tahiti.

  All : Cheers.

• Dan Anchorman : I placed this order an hour ago! Are your out of your minds?

  Yakko : No, but we're out of our pickles. You'll have to take coleslaw.

• Yakko : Nice wig you got there.

  Wakko : Does Cher know you're borrowing it?

• Howie Tern : Stop laughing at them.

  Robin : Ok I'm sorry.

  Yakko : Ooo, I like her.

• Howie Tern : What kind of fool do you take me for?

  Wakko , Yakko , Dot : Ooo ooo! I know, I know! Let me answer! Come on!

• Brain : Pinky are you pondering what I'm pondering?

  Pinky : I think so Brain but why would anyone want to pierce Bronson?

• Yakko , Wakko , Dot : Make a Googie!