Animaniacs (1993–1998)
Tress MacNeille: Dot Warner, Additional Voices, Hello Nurse, Mindy's Mom, Marita Hippo, Miss Flamiel, Mary Hartless, Frau Hassenfeffer, Kiki, Ms. Hoffelmeyer, Sasha, Gina Embryo, Witch Hazel, Babs Bunny, Baby Jane, Barbara Walters, Barbra Streisand, Bea Arthur, Billie, Blanche Sewer, Bumper, Cher, Cleopatra, Dolly Parton, Duanne Sewer, Edith, Eve, Evil Queen, Female Censor, Frau Hassenpfeffer, Gery Bilchmoytner, Glinda, Googi's Grandma, Googi's Mom, Gretel, Jan, Jenny Jones, Joanne, Julie Andrews, Katey Cupcake, Kim Boggs, Lamb Chop, Little Girl, Mabelloota 'Ma' McCoy, Madame Bruntwind, Madonna, Magic Harp, Mama, Marilyn Monroe, Mary Poppins, Medusa, Michelle Pfeiffer, Miss Funnymoney, Miss Hennypenny, Monica Geller, Mother Superior, Mrs. Munk, Mrs. Peterson, Ms. Butley, Myra Puntridge, Old Pig, Page Sister #1, Peg Boggs, Peyton Flanders, Pinocchio, Pixie, Princess, Princess Anne, Princess of Props #1, Prunela Flundergust, Queen Elizabeth II, Queen of Hearts, Reeva, Reporter, Reporter #3, Rich Woman, Rita's Owner, Robin Robin, Rude Woman, Sabina, Sandra Bullock, Shari Lewis, Stage Actress, Stagehand, Starlet, Statue of Liberty, Survey Lady #1, Suzanne Slimmers, Tippi Hedren, Trudy, Uhura, Vina Walleen (Bumbie's Mom), Viza Mizzeli, Whoopi Goldberg, Young Slappy, Zombies
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Quotes
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Dot : Roses are red, violets are blue / That's what they say, but it just isn't true / Roses are red, and apples are, too / But violets are violet, violets aren't blue / An orange is orange, but Greenland's not green / A pinky's not pink, so what does it mean? / To call something blue when it's not, we defile it / But what the heck, it's hard to rhyme violet.
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Yakko : Wait a minute. You expect us poor, innocent children to climb up dangerous scaffolding and paint naked people all over a church?
Wakko , Yakko , Dot : We'll do it.
Yakko : But we're not doing it for art. We're not doing it for the sake of money. No! We're doing it because we love painting naked people.
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Dot : Don't look down. You might fall and hit your head and die and your brains would leak out alllllll over.
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Dot : Nice decorating. Let me guess, Satan?
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Dot : Little Miss Muffet. Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet / And boy what a big tuffet she had! If you're feeling insecure, just sit next to her / And then you won't feel quite so bad. Thank you.
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Yakko : Alas, poor Yorik!
Dot : [translating] Woah! Check out Skull Head.
Yakko : I knew him Horatio: A fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy.
Dot : [translating] He was funny.
Yakko : He hath borne me on his back a thousand times.
Dot : [translating] He gave me piggy back rides.
Yakko : And now, how abhorred in my imagination it is! My gorge rises at it.
Dot : [translating] I'm going to blow chunks.
Yakko : [kisses Skull Head] Here hung those lips that I have kissed I know not how oft.
Dot : [translating] We kissed a lot. NOT!
Yakko : Where be your gibes now? Your gamboles? Your songs? Your flashes of merriment that were wont to set the table on a roar?
Dot : [translating] How come you're not funny now?
Yakko : Not one now to mock your own grinning? Quite chap-fallen?
Dot : [translating] No one's laughing now and by the way your lower jaw's missing
Yakko : Now get you to my lady's chamber, and tell her, let her paint an inch thick, to this favor she must come; make her laugh at that.
Dot : [translating] Follow that woman and tell her no matter how much make up she wears, she's still going to croak and end up looking just like you, and see if she laughs.
Yakko : Prithee, Horatio, tell me one thing.
Dot : What'd you find in the hole?
Wakko : Our next cartoon.
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Arch Bishop : King Yakko, your throne.
Wakko Warner : The throne? How do you lift the lid?
Dot : Since when do *you* lift the lid?
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Girth Plotz : We meet again, Princess.
Dot : That's Princess Angelina Contessa Louisa Francesca Banana Fanna Lay Onna Pile Of Origami the Third. But you can call me Dot.
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Hello Nurse : How come I always get the booby prize?
Dot : I'm not touching that one!
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Dot : All we know is that we like you. We have no taste, but we like you.
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Dr. Scratchensniff : Dot, would you care to give it a try? But, I'd like you to make a little curtsey.
Dot : Thanks, but I did before I left home.
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Dot : Requiem for a Lamb: Mary had a little lamb / With mint jelly. Thank you.
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Dot : Call me "Dottie", and you die!
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Dot : The poem that I wrote. This is the poem that I wrote. These are the words that are in the poem that I wrote. This is the mouth that's saying the words that are in the poem that I wrote. This is the person who has the mouth that's saying the words that are in the poem that I wrote. This is the audience that would do anything to shut up the person who has the mouth that's saying the words that are in poem that I wrote. This is the TV show that tortures the audience until they would do anything to shut up the person that has the mouth that's saying the words that are in the poem that I wrote. This...
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Dot : Boys. Go fig.
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Dot : I'm going to hurt my brother badly.
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Dot : Jack Sprat could eat no fat, so he became macrobiotic and an enormous pain in the neck.
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Death : [Swedish accent]
[terms for checkers game]
Death : I win... Wakko goes with me. You win, you get to stay together forever. Agreed?
Yakko : [dot and yakko are dazed and in a trance]
[speaking flatly]
Yakko : We Accept...
Dot : [flatly also] To accept is to Yield...
Yakko : To yield is to allow on-coming traffic the right of way...
Dot : Your breath is like the breeze off a land fill...
Yakko : Food particles are wedged between your teeth...
[Yakko and Dot snap out of trance and Start dancing]
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Dot : [shouts] No way! I'm the only one who's supposed to be cute on this show!
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Dot : My five-year mission is to seek out new worlds and make them cuter.
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Dot : I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. Here is note from my therapist saying I'm getting better. Last week I thought I was a toaster.
[tugs on ears and laughs insanely]
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Yakko : Who's the ham on rye?
Dan Anchorman : That's me!
Yakko : Remember, you said that. We didn't.
Dot : I'm famished.
[Dot grabs the sandwich and bites into it]
Dan Anchorman : How dare you take a bite out of my sandwich!
Dot : You want it back?
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Dot : Mr. President? Get to work.
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Dot : Aliens. Go fig.
