Tiny Toon Adventures: How I Spent My Vacation (1992 Video)
Charlie Adler: Buster Bunny, Usher
Quotes
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Buster Bunny : [falling toward a hole in the ground] A plot hole?
Babs Bunny : I was wondering how those hack writers were going to wrap things up.
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[Buster is forced to marry Big Daddy Boo's daughters]
Buster Bunny : I can't marry all three of them, that's bigamy!
Big Daddy Boo : No, that's big o' me!
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Buster Bunny : You know, Babsy and I want to tell you about the time we had riding down the river.
Babs Bunny : [transforms into Tina Turner and sings] Hey! We're a rollin'... rollin'... rollin' down the river! Rollin'... rollin'... Rowan and Martin!
[speaks]
Babs Bunny : These are the jokes, folks, so feel free to laugh anytime... or not.
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Ship Captain : This little girl may just be what we need for our big show.
Babs Bunny : Show? Did you say show?
Buster Bunny : Well, actually, Babs here is anxious to get home to Acme Acres.
Babs Bunny : [impersonating Lucille Ball] But Ricky, I wanna be in the show!
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Buster Bunny , Babs Bunny : We almost went looney/ from counting days till Juney/ now this afternoony/ summertime is here!
Plucky Duck : A three month vacation...
Buster Bunny , Babs Bunny : For kids across the nation.
Fifi : Whatever your location...
Buster Bunny , Babs Bunny : It's the best time of the year!
All : Visit Acme Acres for a cool-down in the sun/ Beat the heat, it's a treat, that's for everyone/ We're Tiny, we're Tooney, we're all a little looney/ It's Tiny Toon Adventures with some summer fun!
Buster Bunny , Babs Bunny : Now the video's begun.
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Babs Bunny : In the summer, I will get a golden tan.
Buster Bunny : I will goof off every second that I can.
Hampton Pig : During summer break, I'll see the sights.
Elmyra Duff : I will get a kitty and squeeze him tight.
Fifi : I shall find the skunk-hunk of my dreams.
Elmyra Duff : Wanna hug that kitty till he screams!
Plucky Duck : Summer is the time to hang with your best friends.
Babs Bunny , Buster Bunny : Our one wish is that the summer never ends!
All : We have all been waiting patiently/ waiting for the clock to set us free/ We will beg for summer on bended knee/ Come on stupid clock, please strike three/ strike one, strike two - Strike three!
[the clock strikes three and the bell rings]
Gogo Dodo : You're out!
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Babs Bunny : [rescuing Buster in disguise] Lookin' kinda peaked there, son.
Buster Bunny : Ya took long enough.
Babs Bunny : [VERY sweetly] I was enjoying watching you sweat.
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Babs Bunny : Way to go, Huck Finn. We spent our entire vacation downriver! Summer's over!
Buster Bunny : Yeah. And I can't think of a better way to have spent it Babs, than with you.
[kisses her]
Babs Bunny : [rapturous] Really?
Buster Bunny : Absolutely.
Babs Bunny : Aaah...
[Buster soaks her again]
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Buster Bunny : Babs, grab the life saver!
Babs Bunny : Who can think of candy at a time like this?
[Buster catches Babs with a life saver]
Babs Bunny : Oh.
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[Byron the Basset Hound saves Babs and Buster by flying]
Buster Bunny : Hey, Byron can fly!
Babs Bunny : Who knew?
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Buster Bunny : Do your ears look better dry?... or wet?
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Babs Bunny : Why, Buster Bunny, are you falling for me?
Buster Bunny : [as they fall down a waterfall] You might say that!
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Babs Bunny : Oh, Buster, I didn't think I'd get a chance to tell you...
Buster Bunny : Shh. I feel the same way.
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Babs Bunny : Possums
Buster Bunny : Gators
Babs Bunny : Dinner Theater
Buster Bunny : Main Course
Babs Bunny : Options
Buster Bunny : One
Babs Bunny : Bolt?
Buster Bunny : Bingo
Babs Bunny : Ready
Buster Bunny : Go!
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Babs Bunny : You know, Buster, I think we've gone far enough down this river.
Buster Bunny : Ah, relax, enjoy, the sound of the water, the soft croaking of the frog, the quiet whispering of the wind through your ears...
Babs Bunny : ...the scary possum kid plucking the banjo?
Buster Bunny : Don't worry, Babs, he's just trying to communicate. Afterall, music is the universal language.
Babs Bunny : Hmm... his music does have a certain rustic... shun c'est quoi... romantic charm...
[deeper voice]
Babs Bunny : If you know what I mean.
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Buster Bunny , Babs Bunny : [singing] We're waiting for the clock to strike three/ When it's three o'clock we'll be free.
Plucky Duck : Then it's adios, Looniversity/
All : Summertime is coming finally!
Buster Bunny , Babs Bunny : Say goodbye to teachers and books!
Plucky Duck : See you in September, you schnooks!
Plucky Duck , Buster Bunny , Babs Bunny , Hampton Pig : All summer long we'll be free/ Come on stupid clock, please! Strike three!
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[falling down a waterfall]
Buster Bunny : I got ya! I got ya!
Babs Bunny : But who's got you? AAAHH!
Superman : [flying in and catching them] I do, kids.
Buster Bunny : Hey pal, this is our story!
Babs Bunny : Yeah, get your own video!
Superman : It's your call.
[drops them]
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Babs Bunny : [singing, dressed as a gondolier] Veal parmigiana/ cream fettucine/ ravioli, clams with linguini/ hot pepperoni/ tasy spumoni...
Babs Bunny : [speaks] we haven't eaten in weeks.
Babs Bunny : [singing] Veal parmigiana, veal parmigiana!
Buster Bunny : Babs, that song really put me in the mood.
Babs Bunny : [hopeful] for what?
Buster Bunny : Pizza! You got any money?
Babs Bunny : Thank you, Mr. Romance.
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Buster Bunny : You know, you look kinda pretty there, stading in the rain. I love the way the wind rustles through your ear, and that shine the water makes on your fur... and your uncanny resemblance to a drowned rat when you get drenched.
Babs Bunny : Drowned rat, huh? I'll show you!
[raises pole to smack him and gets struck by lightning]
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Buster Bunny : Over here, Barbara Ann Bunny!
Babs Bunny : DON'T CALL ME THAT!
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[being swept downriver]
Babs Bunny : So how do we stop this thing?
Buster Bunny : We don't.
Babs Bunny : So long, Acme Acres.
Buster Bunny : Hello Adventure!
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Buster Bunny : It's a romantic tradition of the South - beautiful homes, refined gentlemen, and delicate ladies.
Big Boo , Little Boo , Sissy Boo : [answering the door] Yeeees?
Buster Bunny : Strike my last stereotype.
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[after a long, toon-type, water battle]
Buster Bunny : I do this water thing to Babsy throughout the entire video.
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Babs Bunny : [falling down a hole towards a light] Head towards the light.
Buster Bunny : Do we have a choice?
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Babs Bunny : [after losing the Aligators in the fireworks] Happy Independence Day.
Buster Bunny : And as Ben Franklin once said, let's vote.
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Babs Bunny : [immitating Boris Karloff] Nice place to live if you have a bolt on your neck.
Buster Bunny : Rub it in, Boris!
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Babs Bunny : [after climbing on the "raft" and seeing someting on her foot] There's something on my foot. AAAHH! IT'S THE CREEPING UNKNOWN! IT'S NOT OF THIS EARTH! Buster, you've got to save my foot. It's my lucky rabbit's foot!
Buster Bunny : [pulls it off] Hey, it's Byron.
Babs Bunny : Who knew?
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[Buster and Babs are given a round of applause for their act]
Babs Bunny : Thank you!
Buster Bunny : Sounds like a terrfic audience!
Babs Bunny : A lot nicer than some of the creeps we met on this trip.
Buster Bunny : [laughs] You said it. Hey, let's turn up the houselights and get to know each other better.
[the houselights turn on revealing the creepy, hungry creatures they met down river along with some others]
Big Boo : Looky, girls, it's our beau with no pants!
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Babs Bunny : [while escaping from the killer, parody of Loretta Lynn, sings with Byron] I was born a coal digger's daughter.
Buster Bunny : [cynically] Great. Now we're in a rerun of 'Hee-Haw'.
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Babs Bunny : Oh, no! One of those possums!
Banjo Possum : Aw, shoot! Don't fret none missy. I ain't like my simple backwoods cousins. I'd never eat a guy who could play his face.
Buster Bunny : See, Babsy? I told you music was the universal language.
Babs Bunny : [sarcastically] And here I thought it was Esperanto.
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Buster Bunny : [sung] We're sad, we're confessin'/ that school is back in session/ I sure learned my lesson/
Babs Bunny : I actually had fun!
Plucky Duck : I'm filled with elation/ I'm back from that vacation!
Shirley the Loon : For my next incarnation/ I'm coming as a nun!
Elmer Fudd : Welcome back to Acme Woo/ for a new school year!
Buster Bunny : Yikes, a test!
Babs Bunny : I need rest.
Plucky Duck : I'm living in fear!
Fifi : Johnny Pew was a pity.
Elmyra Duff : [holding Johnny Pew in a baby outfif] At least I got my kitty!
Dizzy Devil : No more crate/ I now look great!
Mary Melody : We've been outdone!
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[last lines]
Hampton Pig : Tunnels, and car games!
Plucky Duck : Boy, that trip was sure lame.
Hampton Pig : [bringing in the deranged hitcher] Here's our pal - what's his name?
Plucky Duck : SOMEONE CALL A COP!
All : You viewers are lucky...
Mr. Hitcher : Hey, where the heck is Plucky?
All : When weather gets mucky you can take it from the top/ When September rolls around/ you hear the schoolbell sound/ Never mind, press rewind, it's summertime again!/ We're tiny/ we're toony/ we're all a little loony/ It's Tiny Toon Adventures...
Buster Bunny : And I am the champ!
Babs Bunny : And now you are just damp!
[pulls a lever dropping a ton of water on Buster]
Babs Bunny : I just can't help myself!
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Buster Bunny : You know, Babsy, in this moonlight you look just like... Morey Amsterdam.
Babs Bunny : [enraged] MOREY AMSTERDAM?
[Buster soaks her again]
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Buster Bunny : Ahhhh... Roasting in the sun. What a catastrophe it would be if it all suddenly came to an end.
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Babs Bunny : [after unleashing a dam's worth of water flooding nearly all of Acme Acres] Perhaps I've gone too far. But Buster will get drenched for sure.
Buster Bunny : [comes in on a jet ski] I wouldn't say that!
[gets her wet again]
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Buster Bunny : We were really cooking.
Babs Bunny : You are really so alert.
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Buster Bunny : Look. They want us to stay for dinner.
Babs Bunny : For dinner, or as dinner?
Buster Bunny : Relax, Babs. It's just an invite. These folk seem to have their own lifestyle.
Babs Bunny : That's what scares me.
Buster Bunny : We can still relate to each other.
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Big Daddy Boo : What have we here?
Big Boo : A furry fellow come a-courtin', Big Daddy Boo!
Buster Bunny : I'm not courting anyone.
Big Daddy Boo : Of course not, son. Courtin's over. It's time for the wedding.
Buster Bunny : [shrinks] What?
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Babs Bunny : Oh boy! Here comes a tunnel.
Buster Bunny : Hold your breath and make a wish!
Babs Bunny : Ooh, I got my wish! A mall!
Buster Bunny : What the-?
Babs Bunny : Back to school sales! Buster, it's you!
Buster Bunny : Well what is it?
Babs Bunny : It's the new box look.
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Buster Bunny : Uncle?
Babs Bunny : [annoyed] Uncle.
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Buster Bunny : I always cry at weddings.